Stumpy

Tonight's Projected Lineup... Forwards Ehlers - Aho - Jarvis Hall - Stankoven - Blake Svechnikov - Staal - Martinook Jankowski - Kotkaniemi - Nadeau Defense Reilly - Walker Chatfield - Nystrom Nikishin - Legault Goaltenders Bussi [Backup: Andersen] --- Injuries William Carrier (Lower-Body Injury | "Out For An Extended Period" as of Oct. 23) Shayne Gostisbehere (Lower-Body Injury | Will Not Play On Road Trip) Pyotr Kochetkov (Lower-Body Injury | No Timetable For Return) K'Andre Miller (Lower-Body Injury | No Timetable For Return as of Oct. 23) Eric Robinson (Upper-Body Injury | "Out For An Extended Period") Jaccob Slavin (Lower-Body Injury | "Out For A While" as of Oct. 14) Scratches N/A --- PP1: Aho, Blake, Ehlers, and Jarvis with Walker PP2: Hall, Kotkaniemi, Stankoven, and Svechnikov with Reilly Game Preview by Walt Ruff

Tsar Nikki on pace for a +100 season only playing 18 minutes/game!

1st-3rd ️'s: Special mention to Jarvy

If you had told me we'd lose 3(?) more guys, get called for 10 penalties, be held scoreless for 51 minutes of ice time and somehow beat the top team in the league in their house, I'd have personally chaufeured your ass to either the looney bin or your dealer...

He heard me talking poo the other night and was like,

Fitting that the game will end with Colorado on the PP.

I mean we've got like 3.5 skaters left out there at this point...

It only took the refs 7 tries to score on Freddie...

Thats not how you earn that C you want so bad, Aho.

Rod watching the PP tape:

It's baffling that he has a complete blindspot when it comes to the PP.

Have we ever considered gaining puck possession on the PP?

Surprised it wasn't a penalty on KK for... reasons.

Oh, now you know what a hand pass is...

With all these sports betting scandals getting busted lately, these leagues need to start coming up with a way for officials to be made available to explain the process behind these controversial calls. Make it a weekly show with the head of officiating and sell that poo to ESPN...

As always fug the zebras!