Stumpy

Let's fugging GOOOOOO!!!!!!

Svech has laid massive hits and created scoring chances out of nothing every game. Maybe if his center could put a pass on his tape, he would bury one or two.

Can we swap Aho for KK? I'm not really even joking. Aho's been off all year and is bringing down the whole top line.

Nikolaj the Jedi

Igo forgot to feed the hamsters. Dude needs to just sell it to @TheBigKat and be done with it.

Miller with another massive stick play!

Stankyboi

Btw... only Mitch fugging Marner has a better +/- than Key !!! And, Mitchy needed 5 more games and almost 100 more shifts to get there.

I was honestly flabbergasted to see Rod send out Stanky and the boys to to matchup against their top line to start the game. The reason that line has been so effective is because they've been matched mostly against 2nd and 3rd lines all year. You've got last change. Use it to your advantage.

Nobody played well on defense last night. But, the vitriol towards Chatfield (and to a lesser extent, K'andre) is bigly misplaced. People (not just you) just refuse to accept how bad Slavin has been this season. And, I get it. Canes fans (and informed analysts) have spent nearly a decade trying to explain to casuals just how good Jaccccob is at hockey. 4Nations happened and the hockey watching public started to listen. National media even started floating the idea of creating a new award in his honor. Then this season, he gets hurt. It happens. NBD. But, when he finally came back, it wasn't the same. He'll get back to his old self in no time. Probably just some rust, it'll be fine. Only, it wasnt rust, and he's not fine. He's bad right now. It wasnt just last night. Although, that was absolutely the worst game of his NHL career. Slavin (-4) currently has the 3rd worst +/- of anyone left in the playoffs. We've been begging the world to recognize Jaccob Slavin's greatness. And, by the time we finally got people to listen, he shits the bed! I blame Kash!

Fify

Ya know, I never thought about it that way... It really does suck having to have these conversations deep into the playoffs every single year! Having to pour over these deep playoff runs every May is tiresome. Wish I could go back to the days of boring springs with absolutely no hockey drama to discuss!

For the football fans, the RBA comparison you are looking for is either Marty Schottenheimer or pre-KC Andy Reid. A HOF caliber coach, who dominates the regular season year in/year out. But, who hasn't been able to break through and win it all, yet.

Nah.... 1 was my man crush, Miller. The other 3 were on Slavo. Not that Fredfie couldn't have stopped at least 2 of those.

Slavin started sniffing his own parts after 4Nations. But, he's taken it to a whole nother level since the Olympics! -3 in 8 minutes... lol

Mfer

Let's fugging go!!!! Seth da Gawd

A Tale In 2 Pictures Chapter 1: Chapter 2: And here I thought moose were supposed to have thick skin!

... 4 lines, you say???

Sorry haberdashers, it's Taylor's era!

Episode 10 just dropped!