Stumpy

My Stanky Leg getting sore AF!

Some national praise for Stankonia this fine morning... NHL playoff breakouts: 6 players opening eyes with their postseason performance Stankoven had an absolutely dominant Game 1 against Ottawa. At five-on-five, the team went up 19-5 in shot attempts, 2-0 in scoring, and earned a 93 percent xG rate in his minutes. Stankoven’s seven shot attempts and overall efforts helped contribute to 2.17 of the Canes’ 3.16 expected goals at five-on-five. ... After earning two primary points on the Canes’ goals on Saturday, he saved a goal in Game 2 that almost slipped over the line (and likely would have changed the tone of the game early), and added another of his own. 15 early takes from Round 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs 5. Stankoven’s a dawg The Hurricanes have a lot of dawgs — Martinook is one too — but Logan Stankoven deserves the title in his own way. Three goals through two games, not afraid of the moment, and his line with Taylor Hall and Jackson Blake is relentless. They’ve got an expected goal rate around 75 per cent at 5-on-5 so far. ***Bonus Round*** 4. Tkachuk has to settle into the moment Last Ottawa thought is that they’ve got lots of guys going. Tim Stutzle is all over it, Drake Batherson, Ridly Greig, these guys should’ve scored more than they have, but it’s like there’s a forcefield at the net. However, Brady Tkachuk hasn’t been on the ice for a goal for yet, and to me, it’s because he’s just so damn over-eager. He looks like he’s in a fist-fight with the puck out there and it’s blowing up on his stick way too often. He needs the opposite of smelling salts pre-game. He needs a chai tea and a fiction novel in the dressing room. He’s one of the rare guys you’d like to see calm down, rather than rev up.

El Capitan

It's wild that for most of the season, Stank and Freddie were seen as our 2 biggest impediments to a Stanley Cup. And, through the 1st two games, they would be our postseason MVPs!

Yep... if it had been one of our shooters we'd be on the PP rn.

Do it all for us Nookie!

Chatty a Nikki with 2 huge plays to keep the game alive there

Jesus tap dan ing Christ how did that not go in?!?

Smdh... fugging Slavin!

These ESPN announcers are god awful! At least the studio crew knows what they are talking about. Still annoying, but they do know hockey.

Aho Baby!!!

Only the stickiest of the icky for our boy tonight!

Happy Logan Dankoven Day!!! Time to smoke some OG Ottawa Kush!

Gonna go with Miss(ter) Jackson...

Reminder: We have the Outkasts signed through 2034 for a combined $11m cap hit. This seems apropos of something in this thread, idk...

Tbf, I didn't watch the Battle of Pennsylvania. But, with the way we played tonight, I'm not sure any team in the east would give us too many problems. Only potential issue I'd see with Philly, would be RBA going full on DERP mode against his former team the way he does against his former coach.

Ummm.... We not including shutouts...?

Sometimes, reddit actually does deliver... There's always one, though...

Everybody's legs better be Stanky as fug right now!