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In January 2014, I posted this on another forum. Seems like it fits again: Do you remember cheering for the rain? Trying to sleep after “The no-call”? Do you know who needs to "Ice up, son"? Remember pleading for .500? Thinking there’s no catching the Saints? Punting to Buffalo and knowing how it was going to end? Do you remember how you felt about Kalil’s ad? Or the fan’s follow up? Gruden’s interview with Cam? Do you remember Clausen being the steal of the draft? Will you ever forgive Mel Kiper? Did you cry as Jake said his goodbyes? Do you remember the game that cost Gruden his job? As fans chant “Luuuuuuke,” do you still hear “Moooose”? … “Hoooove”? Do you recall changing the diaper? Paddling the boat? Being happy just hearing the name Smoot? Do you recall the day when it hurt to say “Keep pounding,” and you felt you’d lost a close friend? Did you hunt the net for Bojangle’s commercials? Have you seen a Cajun’s bare butt? Do you remember the sunken feeling when Smitty was caught from behind and didn’t get up? Sports Illustrated’s prediction? Were you angry at Janet for stealing the spotlight? Does “X-Clown” still give you chills? Do you sing the wrong words to “Day-O”? Whenever you hear “He Hate Me,” do you also hear Rosinski finishing the sentence? Did you like Seifert a little less when he let Walls’ streak of games-with-a-reception end? But nothing compared to letting Steve go, right? Do you remember that invincible feeling you had when we won the first game of 2001? Do you recall who our division rivals were? Do you remember thinking “Just wait ‘til Bazooka’s healthy”? How about that weird grin you got watching Kevin Greene fire up the D? Or being undefeated at Ericsson? If your answer is “no,” we happily welcome you as a new fan of our beloved team. Trust me, we’ll be happy to explain all of these and more to catch you up. For the rest of you, it’s been entirely too long since we were alive after week 17. But every question that you answered “yes” to makes this all the sweeter. Welcome to the playoffs.

I don't meet the criteria in any way and couldn't go even if I did. I just wanted to say what an awesome and generous thing to do! You should have one requirement, however. Whoever gets them needs to promise to come back home with laryngitis.

Well, quite frankly, yours is a fine theory as well except that we are no longer getting worse as a team. Quite the opposite. And we would've been MUCH better off if we'd spent the resources on a better team than on yet another QB. If you go back to almost any recent QB and do the math in your head, we'd be a better team with that QB and having spent the resources on the team around him. How would you like to have, say, Baker Mayfield as our QB, CMC as our RB, and Brock Bowers as our TE? That's the type thing we've given up by listening to everyone say we need to move to yet another QB.

Since Tepper, we've tried every way imaginable to get a make-shift QB and hope he turns out OK. I want off that merry-go-round. At this point, I'd rather just keep building a better team around the QB. We are certainly not there yet, but making nice strides. If that makes Bryce passable, we go with him. If not, we'd have made this team appealing to a proven QB that's fed up with their current team. Either way, yes, pick up the option.

Packersfan has been here quite regularly and quite cordially over the past few months. Also, I understand your point about being "screwed on draft position" because of making the playoffs. It is somewhat valid. But it sure doesn't seem that one draft pick solves much. However, a mentality of "we're the best in our division" does seem to help. For years, the Lions had both the magnificent Barry Sanders AND repeated high draft picks. It never amounted to anything. On the other hand, the perennial winning teams ALWAYS have "bad"draft spots but win anyway. I think we as fans can tend to get too wrapped up in the draft positioning and lose context of what matters in the real world. That is, of course, understandable because we get so into and excited about the draft and our new draft picks. But developing a winning mentality seems to bring the much higher success rate.

9ers. Totally useless fact: We've faced every NFC playoff team in the postseason before and the top 2 seeds in the AFC.

I don't care how we got it. We did vastly better than I expected this year. We ended the Bucs streak. We have both a playoff notch and a division champ notch in our belts that will matter for the rest of our history (and how we got it won't). Though likely one and done, the fans get a home playoff game and we get a team that will next year feel they have playoff experience. NFL Radio etc will no longer be using us as the standard when they refer to "the worst team in the league." If Chris Myers mentioned the playoff implications one more time, I'd have exploded. I was one of those watching for that reason, yet I was sooooo sick of him saying it after almost every play. From day one, I've considered ATL our biggest rival but, man, we need to send them a fruit basket or something. In ONE YEAR, they've given us THREE dramatic victories against them (including two thrilling overtime games, a shut out, and a game where we set a passing yards franchise record). They also beat the Bucs when needed and beat the Saints when needed. They sure made themselves hard to hate in the last 365 days. Pretty sure I'm up to the task, though.

In the spirit of this thread, I give you Kevin Donnally slowly moving us from the 19 to the 49 while a Fox was spontaneously combusting on the sideline.

Yes. It would mean our worst case scenario is a three-way division tie and we'd have the tie-breaker.

Weird question that I'm sure some of you will hate: I don't know the legalities of this. If the Steelers lose, they're eliminated. Doesn't that put Adam Thielen out there with no strings attached? Wouldn't we be able to bring him in for the playoffs? He wanted to go out with a bang and he already knows the system plus has a great connection with Bryce. I sure would feel better about TMac/Coker/Thielen as our top three and let Legette sit more/all out if we were going to have any shot of making noise postseason.

How strange. No one wants the NFCS Title. (1) The Falcons have done everything imaginable to give it to us. (2) The Saints stink but have done everything imaginable to keep it from us. (3) The Bucs spent half a season in each role. (4) We keep shooting ourselves in the foot when it's right there for the taking. Ironic that the end result will come down to all four of these factors this weekend.

Ahh. Sorry. I missed it.

How so? This is all based on the situation after Sunday's games.

A box popped up on Facebook, then disappeared. So I can't post a link. It said it's possible for the NFCS to have a 3-way tie (which is correct). In this case, with ATL, TB, and us at 8-9, we'd have the tiebreaker. If so, it means we could back into the playoffs even losing our last two games. Of course, not likely because ATL needs to win out including against the Rams, and TB would have to lose to Miami. But I'm just curious if the 3-way tiebreaker info is correct on this.