PhillyB

threads like this always tend to be popularity contests and meat-beating sessions, but looking at the list of names popping up and reflecting on how other forums are in terms of quality and quantity it's a god damn outstanding joint here, by any forum standards, football or not. most places have a small handful of posters worth a poo and then tons of riffraff with dorky opinions and diction that would make any state literacy campaign organizer suicidal. so i'll help beat everyone's meat in no particular order: mr. scot knows everything, chaos, jase, SCP, and montsta always make me laugh, london67, frash, szjames, and GRP are the new generation of internet posters who bely incredible intelligence with flippant snark, pioneered here by fiz. cary collins, teeray, fieryprophet, chimera, kevin greene, pantherwake, DDII, P55, kurb, MHS dude, top dawg… all backbone quality content producers. i would get a beer with therumgone and floppin and rodeo and maybe panthro if he didn't give it away. cat and mav1234 and probably nanuq are the three smartest people on this board. itsghardy made me happy, if only for a season. dex and NCSUpanther or whatever that dude's name is are legit, linville gorge and the colorado flag avatar poster, dammit what's his name? ace boogie and carolinacoolin even though i usually disagree with them. why does MPF not post anymore? sloth, AU-panther, jdpanther5, rags, brandon… all consistently outstanding football commentary. post more. roaringriot is the tits. something something rayzorbiscuitproudiddyfloppindelhommeySIGCHIrocknrolla. oh yeah and lola duh. mol3man is ugly. i've probably missed a bunch, but the point is it's amazing literally all those posters produce solid to outstanding content. that's a huge proportion for a site this size. pantherunited and heelok31 can disimpact the brixx mexican pizza constipation from my ass.

sz james owns

top dawg is the third best poster on this site btw

jdpanther5 is secretly one of the most consistently knowledgable posters on this board, the blue goose no one knows about

ER motherfuger

guilty throwback pleasure from my days as a post-punk pop emo kid

YESSSSSSS. unless this is alluding to lifestyles of the rich and the famous, indicating he wants to get paid.

talk about stacking this team with weapons for cam.

quiet you

just some kisses and maybe one of those really nice fruit baskets they give as consolation prizes at sales competitions. he's not here for the money.

hopefully our sweet-ass GOAT uni alts play a factor in his decision to sign a team-friendly deal for a super bowl contender/automatic dynasty

get laid eeyore. this would be superb

i am not kidding if we don't permaban PantherUnited we won't get greg jennings and we'll lose all our games this century

someone IP ban PantherUnited as a worthy and holy sacrifice to the football gods

yes lord

try again with a little dash of straw man

^ using combinations of those should help you better communicate in the mr. scot dialect.

this is such a fuging easy concept and it's incredible to me how many people have to be walked through it.

get ready for eight pages of gay epithets by that gettlemanjack poster

if there's anything more annoying than fake insider info it's all the passionless little storm troopers running around anxious to be the first one to debunk someone as a PHONY!!!! like it's impossible that anyone's ever had insider information before

no. gettleman's plan has always been integration of the present into the long-term future, and this would fit that model.

y'all are harsh. i hate the way everything went down, but he didn't fug us so much as the timing of his minor fug-up turned it into a major fug-up. i honestly will have nothing but good memories of the kraken. 2013 might actually have been the most fun in a season i've ever had as a panthers fan, and greg was a big part of that.

don't want it, wouldn't hate it

damn, i would've liked this.

let him. michael oher will throw his ass down on a bed of guns every down.