jopie87

Why didn't they go for 2?

Did that punch land on the ref?

KPOP Demon Hunters AR Halftime extravaganza would do numbers.

THEY MAY SCORE A TD!

Seattle knocking on FG range!!!

Refusing to use Maye in the run game, refusing to roll him out, is the worst coaching malpractice this stadium has seen in 10 years.

THERE WAS AN EAGLE THAT WAS RIDING ON THE BACK OF A HORSE. GAME REDEEMED. YEAR REDEEMED. LIFE REDEEMED.

Somewhere John Fox is watching this game and is the most excited he has ever been in his life. A punt is a good play. Chew gum. Clap.

Have the Patriots made it past the 40? I feel like I'm watching the first half of Little Giants.

Has a team ever lost a Super Bowl by double digits and not given up a TD?

Think we will see a TD soon, but it will be Kupp throwing it

Sam just broke a dudes ankle. Game over. Time of death 5:49 PM PST.

Sam walking that fine line between sling it to win and "oh fug, now its a 2 point game"

Would say, at least there is the commercials, but those have been awful too. Worst UFL preseason game ever.

a bobble and recatch in that stadium. I'm going to vomit.

Well. fug him. All the talent in the world. Complete fuging dumbass.

Browns need to either hire an actual hamster and base their decisions on what squares he runs to on a tiny hamster sized grid, or, crowdsource the job. Instead of paying a coach, people pay you and get to vote on game plans, practice schedules, and for both the offense and defense play calls each week. Or...they could contact EA and make an AI head coach using the "Ask Madden" function from the games. Thats the best they can hope for.

Either, people want to delay so him and Tom make it the same year (dumb) or voters realized that the Panthers were the deserving winner in 2004 and that they only won because they knew every signal used in the first half (brilliant and honorable protest for all of us). In all seriousness, its a really, really bad look that he wasn't a 100% vote getter. He's the type of dude that once he does get voted in, he may just tell the HOF and NFL to go fug themselves.

If the Patriots win, it's going to be a very ugly game. If Patriots give up more than 10, they're going to lose. This one is feeling like Denver v. Seattle from 2014. Seattle jumps up big, pressure lessens and its just a 60 minute ass kicking. 43 to 6, over by Q2.

Nope. The ones who truly fuged up was the Vikings. They let go of the Sam who had gone through a football exorcism already. Sam needed out of here to get where he is now. You keep him in Minnesota and there's a real chance his team wins the NFC still.

Puka was one step away from a really cool ending. Didn't care who won, not satisfied with how that ended. Kupp looked short and dropped it as he was extending. Ref makes a no hesitation first down call.

I really, really want an under throw PI for maximum fugery.

NFL where the points dont matter, the rules are made up on the fly, and the winner is chosen at random. Whose Championship is it anyway, brought to you each fall. Stafford needs to Flacco.

The crazy subjectivity of rules finding a way in to every close game is...something.