Let's face it... Nothing short of an Xmas miracle is going to get us anywhere near the post-season this year. We have to win out, and we need other teams to tank that, most likely, aren't going to tank. So, for the past several weeks, I have been gathering info and planning out this nifty thread to help get some of you ready for what could potentially be a wild offseason. It is going to be a pretty long post, so prepare thine replies of "tl/dr" and "cool story bro." I've long been an