Ladies and gentlemen, and Saltman, today is a special day, a Members Only meeting, if you will. For today is the day we honor the unhonorable. Panthro is the beloved....wait, typo....the beloathed moderator/drinking buddy we all hate to love. I'll never forget the day he came up to me, sad because McDonald's was cancelling the McRib sandwich, and I told him to keep his chins up. So who out there shall be first to throw pie at the beast?