So I was meandering around Saints Report dot com a bit ago and came across this absolute gold mine of a thread. Our old pal Dat Alice has a comedic meltdown on the main page, spewing bitter tears across Metarie, LA's interwebs. He's changed his name to BigSaintsFan9 (lololololol) and as you can see from the following screen cap he's about as popular with his own fanbase as he is with ours.   As you can also see, we probably won't be hearing from him again. Fare thee well, Alejandro, portly chu