Moose Hoover

...I didn't even know he was sick.

21 hours ago, saX man said:

sudden thrusting

I bet dak doesn't even know how to program his sleep number

3 hours ago, joemac said:

I'm sure the players know Newton is a gigantic sperg, just like we all do.  I imagine they make fun of him behind his back.

hey that term sperg, I resemble that remark

I bet Ceedee has a nightly moisture routine

that is an above average turd cutter if there was ever one to behold.

What number did Blink's Family Reunion come in at? Pretty high I imagine.

Shi tpi ssf uc kcu ntco c ks ucke rmo therfu ckert itsfar ttur an dtw a t

I've never smoked drugs or done alchohol or any of that

Do the rolls from Fatz still pop on tests? I sure hope not...

On 9/30/2021 at 2:36 PM, Paa Langfart said:

How do you take this ?  Asking for a friend.

Suppository...I'll be glad to help

DAta: ESPN and Pfft

So basically David Nyooton and that collingsworth botch.

The only opinion I value more than those two is Seth Myers.

I'm on the rag and ovulating...gotta pick one...those events are typically 14 days apart.

Just now, rayzor said:

Urban + Jacksonville will disturb a lot of people.

Urban Jacksonville is nice, a little rundown but it's nice.

3 minutes ago, Dex said:

I believe you'll find plenty of insight in the nearly 40 page thread right above this one. 

Actually it's 37 pages currently...so you're rong!

Just now, Dex said:

I believe you'll find plenty of insight in the nearly 40 page thread right above this one. 

Don't Dex me bro

sorry, I had to break Kayfabe for that one brother.

Fire Buck.

Fire Aiken.

Keep Erin, whatever you do keep Erin.

New A-Team consist of Gus Johnson and Greg "Third Leg" Olsen

Tell me I'm wrong, make it happen, start a gofundme, greatest idea in sports.

I'm sorry Rayzor this is not directly panthers related but it's too import.

Just now, SmokinwithWilly said:

Are you sure that wasn't the bowl of free rubbers from the clinic? 

somebody told me durex was a new brand of sourpatch kids.

1 minute ago, TheMostInterestingMan said:

3 minutes ago, davos said:

This is like an attempted Sax Man 

modelo is beter

11 minutes ago, SmokinwithWilly said:

You shouldn't try all the treats in the party bowl at once. 

they all had colorful packages but they were kind of chewy...like rubbery chewy.

and filled with jelly.

1 minute ago, davos said:

This is like an attempted Sax Man gone terribly wrong

never heard of her

1 minute ago, NAS said:

What did I just read?

Oh what i said was:

hey guys I think this team they are going to start 3-0...I wrote this before now and it happened so. I'll just leave you with 3 words: Tommy Trembles.

Tommy will Tremble.

Justine HairBear will go back to singing don't waist your time on me youre already the voice inside my yed.

Patrick will bang mrs. Pig.

Goodnight fellas and ladies, lady fellas.

3 minutes ago, BlackPanther21_ said:

Visible Confusion

RKansas

2 minutes ago, Steves89 said:

OP written by Sarah Palin.

never heard of her

Just now, Jon Snow said:

I know winter is coming. Dallas better be ready. 

oh cool. is she your pastor>?