PandaPancake

Nothing irritates me more than oil on the ground. Might as well anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank

I'm currently leading a team of doctors to determine how a grown man, middle of the day, in a downpour of biblical proportions, sitting in a lawn chair can fall asleep next to a gear pump running at about 90 decibels and still not wake up until there's a couple thousand gallons on the ground.

Then there's the dumb ass coil tubing crew that decided to wait until they were in knee deep water and mud before throwing on tire chains. Only to discover none of them knew how to put on tire chains. It went like this:

"None of you put on tire chains?"

"No"

"Never thought to practice?"

"No"

"Before you lost your virginity, did you go for a dry run?"

"Yeah!" His enthusiasm scared me.

"You don't see how that's related do you?"

"No."

This post was made and it should be the end but you fugs think you're entitled to share your worthless opinion when really you should have been sterilized 

 Still counts

I kept looking but were any fans wearing a Jimmy Graham jersey?

Finally a use for that lazy warmblood

Baseball sucks.

I won my FanDuel leagues and the Saints covered. I didn't even use my AK

When did Seattle change to their current uniform?

I need Seahawks trivia when I meet their fans

Jimmy Graham a freak athlete? I didn't know being tall was a freak. 

Line Trap?

Look buddy, the Bucs won that Super Bowl pre Russell Wilson so it doesn't count according to Seahawks fans

That Saints Report has a weak smack section.

That place is great.

Dude, blind faith is fine if that's your thing, but don't go calling for our fan card when we are concerned about sending our franchise QB against a top 5 defense when he's obviously hurt. 

According to those dicks the Saints are 25 in jersey sales. Carolina is fifth

Compared to them were a bunch of theoretical astrophysicists here.

#BringBackFitz

This is so funny. The Steelers announcers are just loving our offense

I'm listening to the Steelers broadcast. These guys actually did their homework. They know about us and their only mistakes are mispronounced names

I'll start panicking so no one else will have to

This question popped into my head, I wish no one to be injured but if Brady gets hurt for four weeks and his suspension is upheld are those four games he was out count?

I heard the Saints picked him up

Ward. I got a couple guys that play for Wyoming interested in how he works out

For those wanting to jump on the bandwagon: https://www.underarmour.com/en-us/alter-ego-comp-punisher-team/pid1255039

I think I've found the reason why Cam is wearing the Captain America shirt

Boo this man who quoted the whole post.

What? You know this isn't Kandahar right?