Moonraker

Caleb can sling it but he looks just as bad as Bryce, in a different way.

JJMC has come alive in the 2nd half

Man I had my doubts but took Jefferson in my first round of fantasy anyways and he might be a mega bust this year

Agreed. And I think there would be a lot more talk about it if this franchise were relevant in any way.

Totally agree. Why do I feel like this has plagued the Panthers for over a decade? This was a thing even when we had Cam

I just don't know what, if any, logic there is behind any of our decisions. We draft a gamechanger WR at #8, I'd like to see us do some unique things with him? Let him go up for some jump balls? Why are we drafting more RBs? We have Hubbard, signed Dowdle and have a 2nd rnd pick on IR. Why are we drafting edge dudes 2nd and 3rd and they aren't even starters on the worst defense ever? Like holy chit I just don't understand anything. I would rather see us just absolutely huck the rock all over the field and throw 10 interceptions than what I saw yesterday

We gave up all our dawgs at the shelter. They were too wild for us and their aggression was just another reminder of the patriarchy and triggered our PTSD

Easy answer when what we can, and did do, is nothing.

Did Princely or Scourton even play in this game?

At this point I don't know what the solution is...we have like 5 DUDES on this team and that's it. We have an offensive minded guru coach and our offense is as anemic as it has EVER been. Did you ever think you'd be having fond memories of Mike Shula? We had a historically bad defense last year, changed a ton of players, and might be WORSE this year. I'm due to walk away from this team for 3-5 years like before Cam.

Can we get Kirko Chainz from the Falcons?

But he did turn it over twice, and got lucky the pick 6 didn't count. And the Jags aren't a good NFL team, but still stomped us. I'll let you figure out the rest

Mark Schlereth or whatever was going off on him on the broadcast for that horrible display of effort. It really encapsulates our team in 1 play. I feel bad for dudes like DB, Chuba, Horn who actually go hard...just asking to get hurt playing with these bums

Canales may be a good offensive mind but he's a rah rah buddy buddy fruit cup who lets everybody bring their support dogs into the facility and to practice. This team has absolutely 0 discipline and can't even perform the basic fundamentals of playing tackle football.

Yeah, if you tune in for any of the remainder of the season you will get what you're asking for. Nobody but yourself to blame. This is a sports franchise of losers, for losers.

In a league that is friendlier than ever to offense it's amazing how insanely boring this team is to watch. I'm seriously ***** pissed at myself 90% of the time for tuning in

Never seen a team look so content with being a total embarrassment

Pathetic...PATHETIC. Burn it down man what an absolute disgrace to the game of football.

We can't do basic chit right. Tackling, staying in bounds when you are wide open...what are we practicing?

Yes. Every game is groundhogs day we are literally the exact same team we've been for years. It's mind boggling

Man, Carolina is SO unfun to watch after seeing teams like Washington, etc on RedZone. It's actually insane

The problem is we look as anemic as ever and it's just the same old story. You can spot like 4 dudes who really want it and the rest are just waiting to clock out

IDK it's early in game 1 but I'm pretty sure we fkn suck. Never seen so many people so wide open or with a 10 yard wide lane to run

Looks like it's another 99% 3rd and 10 conversion rate for opposing offenses this year.

I'd just like to not immediately lose all hope here in week 1