Riverboat Ron

Build a Time Machine and make David Tepper’s dad wear a condom.

8 hours ago, Anybodyhome said:

This is the play he drug 3 Philadelphia Eagles across the goal line on the way to winning the 2003 season NFC Championship 14-3 and going on to the Super Bowl.

I remember we watched this game at a sports bar in Greensboro and as soon as the game was over, we drove to Charlotte and joined the mob scene around BOA when the buses arrived from the airport at 2AM or something ridiculous. I remember the interior lights going on in the buses when they pulled into the stadium so the fans could see the players.

That was one of the best memories I have as a Panther fan back in the day.

Back when football was fun.

I wear my Panthers gear because I have a humiliation fetish.

Question becomes who does CMC choose as his team when he enters the Hall of Fame? 90% he picks the 49ers.

Ravens great Steve Smith

Bears great Julius Peppers

Bears great Greg Olsen

Boston College great Luke Kuechly

I want a game in Antarctica.

I just wish this was Madden and we could reload our save before 2020.

Rivera- “Don’t neglect the ballsack when you’re blowing.”

1 hour ago, WarPanthers89 said:

The huddle never misses, although who is left may be regular posters on the Huddle that they have hired.

HC: John Fox

OC: Matt Rhule

DC: Ron Rivera

We gottem boys!

2 hours ago, KillerKat said:

It wouldve been fine if we picked the right QB. It was obvious, just like how it was obvious Steichen shouldve been the choice for HC, but we f**ked it up.

I like to think there’s an alternate universe where being a Panthers fan isn’t constant disappointment.

Maybe

14 hours ago, PootieNunu said:

Bryce does not have the arm strength or speed that Tua has. Tua is also bigger. 

This. The only thing Bryce had going for him was his ability to read defenses, and that hasn’t translated in the NFL, we literally got a UFA level QB for DJ Moore, CMC, and 2 firsts. We also missed out on a franchise QB. 

2 girls at the same time

58 minutes ago, CPantherKing said:

Here comes the Saban-Belichick-O'Brien-Young reunion. Saban will be co-GM with Belichick sitting next to Tepper while Belichick gets his record before retiring to the owners box. Belichick & Saban getting part ownership of the team.

Expected & not wanted

 

At that point I’m good with the cleansing glow of WW3 nuclear Armageddon.

19 hours ago, WhoKnows said:

My god, Burns was completely mishandled. You either accept that huge deal or you don’t and have an extension in hand. We did neither.

I knew it would be a Peppers situation all over again. Why do we never learn from our mistakes?

1 hour ago, CRA said:

Let the history book be written. 

Worst GM in Panther history. He made Hurney and Gettlemen look competent 

Worst GM yet… wait till Nicole Tepper becomes the GM.

Pulls mask off Tepper to reveal he’s actually Fat Alice and Nicole is his dog Peanut butter lips.

8 hours ago, NAS said:

Stroud is already a top 10 QB - as a rookie. 

Tepper and Fitt blew it

This is why I’m done. Stroud was by every measure the #1 pick based on the timing of our trade, dude had blown away the workouts and looked every bit a franchise QB. I was convinced he was the pick and the Young projections were just trolls, then I saw the hug. I knew we were f’ed. I held out hope just like when we took Jimmy Clausen that maybe I was blind to something the experts in Charlotte saw that I didn’t. Sadly they have very comparable arms and Bryce will struggle.

2 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

Fitterer or Tepper? 

Does anyone have that picture of Fitt sitting by himself at Buffalo Wild Wings?

Just the saddest poo. 

Tepper

On 1/3/2024 at 12:20 PM, Davidson Deac II said:

Maybe he can be Teppers bartender, to avoid alcohol abuse.

Served him before, dude had 8 Diet Cokes everyone else was drinking $300+ bottles of Red.

Only way they fix this mess is to get a QB guru to develop Bryce, invest heavily in o-line (Get a LT, move Ikem to LG, find an upgrade to Bozeman, find out if Corbett is toast, find Morton’s replacement because he’s no longer a spring chicken), get him a top WR and develop 2 more and find a TE that doesn’t suck. All this without a 1st and Burns, Luvu and Brown’s contracts looming. It’s like climbing Mt. Everest in only boxers in the dead of winter. 

3 hours ago, LinvilleGorge said:

Bryce Young is a Smart car. Tiny, terrible performance measurables, but the owners think they're super innovative and ahead of the curve while everyone else laughs at them.

Except at least a Smart car is capable of going the speed limit. Bryce is a Smart car speed limited at about 35mph and he's out there on I-85 with 18 wheelers flying by at 80.

Goddamn

Watch us trade him to move up to #25 in the draft to grab a RB.