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After hearing about Tinder during the Olympics I set up an account. My profile said, don't message me, I will not meet you, I have a girlfriend. This one broad insisted talking to me and she invites me to lunch. The GF tells me to do it for the lulz. Long story short here's the first pic she sent me.

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Uhhhh, is that like a midget hand or something?

urban legend...

 

Under normal circumstances, I totally agree, this is not normal, by any means.

 

 

 

I have never met a cooler female in my life than my wife.

 

 

Case in point, her mom and sister are coming down in a couple weekends, she told me last night that if I needed to make up a reason to be out of town, go right ahead.

 

I am making up reasons now.

She could have tracked me down.  She knew my full name and my phone number.  In today's world for a savvy stalker, that is enough.

 

Sometimes you don't even need that.....

 

 

If she goes to school here, why didn't she apply for a student visa?

 

Have a buddy dating a girl like this.

 

 

Can't afford to pay for out of state tuition to UNC so it's either re-apply for another visa, or go home.

As soon as I found a hot non crazy I locked it down, true story.

 

 

Go watch the "hot crazy matrix" on youtube.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You really don't know that song?

Little light to play G, and not really a road grader for RT, but seems like a good player, I'm in for any help up front.

Make sure you have plenty of lube.

 

Using the drippings from the prime rib.

Yeah they're talking now like that's what we're going to get a lot of... ice and freezing rain.  That's gonna suck.

 

Safety wise, I prefer the snow, but whatever.

 

I bought a rib eye loin, three cases of beer, a new monopoly game, and some condoms, I should be good.

Curious about Wilmington and the heavy ice storm he is predicting.

 

Not going to be pretty in the Port City.

Mario/Zelda most likely.

 

 

But GTA/Red Dead is very strong.

 

 

I think that Mario/Zelda changed gaming forever, and so did the well done sandbox's of GTA and Red Dead.

The only person that should be taking a beatdown in this thread is Jerry Richardson.

 

If you pay attention to football enough, you knew that this new GM, old coach, shitty OC hire had very little chance of working out.

 

DG want's his crew, but JR stood in the way, being too cheap to pay a coach to not coach for two seasons.

 

ALL of Hurney's bullshit needs to be cleaned out of this franchise, including RR and his staff.

 

Only players that need to stay are Cam, Smith, Kalil, the D-Line minus Kraken, Keek, and Amini, the rest I don't care about.  Would like to see Ginn back as well on a cheap deal.

 

Should have blown this up in 2010, should have blown this up in 2012, instead we can just keep on fuging around with rebuilding, and not actually rebuild.

I'm glad for him to get a shot, something that wasn't going to happen here.

 

 

Great player his first few years.

 

No trouble off the field.

 

Class act when transitioning Luke into his spot.

 

Took a paycut so something like this could happen.

 

Long term he helped the team.

 

This is exactly what I would have hoped to do in Beasons and DG's spot.

 

Good luck Jon.

going to hooters when you want wings is like dumping a can of cold beef ravioli in a bowl and nuking it in the microwave for thirty seconds when you want italian

 

Not going to disagree with this at all...even I can't figure it out.

 

I like really good wings, but about 3 times a year I want some from Hooters, I's crazy.

But my favs come from my kitchen.

 

Brined a big ole mess of them last week, and homemade a couple sauces to go with.

I know I don't belong here....but Copper Penny in Wilmington has some really good ones.

As does haligans.

 

Strangely enough though, I crave Hooters wings every now and again....very weird.

same ol smitty from what i've seen from reports out of TC. nothing to worry about unless you just want something to worry about. take no news as good news.

 

Just have not heard much.  Tons about Ginn, LaFell, and the others, just not much news on SS.

Anything about Smith?

 

Not sure why, but this is bothering me a bit.

 

 

Camel Toe?