PizzaTheHutt

gotta get weird with it, Mr. Scott. It's the middle of the dreaded summer offseason and we need something more than Baker and Jimmy G talk on here. Might as well let that freak flag fly 

4 hours ago, CPcavedweller said:

Left a wet spot? Guys leave...wet spots now?

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and throbulent

 

Arch who? 

(sad trombone noises) 

excuse me, friend. Can I have a moment of your time to tell you about our new Savior, Matthew "Golden" Corral? 

Repent, for the dark times of the offseason is nigh 

What the hell am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the off season?

Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that's happening now, is happening now.

Go back to then!

When?

Now!

Now? I can't 

Why?

We missed it

When?

Just now.

When will then.....be....now?

*soon* 

his enthusiasm and leadership abilities will separate him from the pack. Those are two traits that Baker and Darnold simply do not have. 

Maybe the real Baker Mayfield was the online arguments we had along the way. 

If absolutely nothing else....that first game vs. the Browns would be instant "must-see tv." Like how does that not get bumped to Prime Time?

I'm really conflicted on this. A lot depends on what we would give up for him, what happens with Sam (see ya) and how my dude Corral progresses. I'm not ready to riot....because I think that Baker would instantly give us the 2nd best QB in the NFC South. And this is behind a completely revamped O-line, with a healthy CMC.

The only way I get pissed at this is if we give up anything higher than a 4th for him. 

23 minutes ago, kungfoodude said:

You think Corral would be 3rd behind Darnold or PJ Walker????

 

Best case scenario for us is that Corral comes out and lights it up during TC and preseason. Erase all doubts. I'm preparing myself for the absolute worst case scenario though, because that's the Panthers Way. 

just don't give up any better than a 4th round pick. I don't care about the cap space. FFS if we hadn't drafted Corral I would be on board with Baker. Now my dude is 3rd on the depth chart and never gets a chance to shine this season. 

Package Robby Anderson in the deal too. If you can somehow trade Darnold away (highly unlikely) you obviously do it. 

31 minutes ago, kungfoodude said:

I don't think Corral is necessary. If he just hits on Horn, Icky, Chinn and maybe Marshall he's good in my book. I don't really judge harshly on anything past the 3rd round. 

yeah the Corral one is personal hahaha. He's my dude. Like I still feel like this is a fever dream and we are still a week before the draft, I can't believe he's a Panther and we snagged him in the 3rd. I haven't gone balls deep and bought a jersey, but its coming...

There are lots of "ifs" still, but I do like his style. If Icky and Corral hits, all doubts are evaporated 

Sorry I'm late to the poo slinging fest, but here's why I voted "yes" (besides the fact that I'm already stoned)

I like Scott Fitterer and his last two drafts. I like the wholesale assistant coach changes we made this year. If Icky and Golden Corral "hit," then we just got our LT and QB for the next decade. I like that Matt Rhule's leash was severely shortened. Should we have already fired him? Probably. But screw it lets give him one last shot before we pull the plug.

Tepper as a person is what rubs people wrong. He talks when he's not needed and when he's needed, he's no where to be found. He effed up royal with the Rhule hire....but who here doesn't have an ex that they just about immediately regretted asking out hahahaha.

Bring back the grass field. Stop effing with "Keep Pounding" and whatever few traditions we actually have. Figure out the practice facility stuff. Most importantly JUST WIN, BABY. wins cure everything. 

and more of ya'll should chill out and take a puff. It's the freakin offseason and watching Panthers fans fight each other is about as cringe as watching Star Wars fans fight each other. (yeah I went there) 

I REALLY wish Baker would go to the Seahawks just so we can finally put all of this behind us. And the 49ers would be fools to let Jimmy G go, especially given what people are saying about how Trey Lance has progressed.

This clickbait Baker bs needs to end.

6 minutes ago, ForJimmy said:

Kiffin next??

that Ole Miss to Carolina pipeline will guarantee I will always be a fanboy

So they're basically saying to go Legacy mode, ball with Golden Corral and go from the cellar to the Penthouse. 

Challenge accepted. I'm buying it because they were actually decent and smart enough to put Madden on the cover. 

22 hours ago, Anybodyhome said:

Is it a documentary or a Zucker Brothers spoof, like Kentucky Fried Movie?

If the Panthers draft leaves you unsatisfied, this record comes equipped with 

BIG JIM SLADE!!!

If the Matt Corral of real life can somehow match the Matt Corral of my imagination, we're in for multiple Superb Owls, my friends. 

3 minutes ago, OldhamA said:

Mario Cristobal was the right choice for the Hurricanes, but there was a part of me that was ready to embrace the Lane Kiffin hate. He wanted the job BADLY.

Yeah I've come to accept the fact that the Lane Train will eventually be leaving Ole Miss....but damn it's a fun ride while it's here. He's Steve Spurrier with a social media presence. I don't care if he leaves us high and dry and under investigation (again), it's been a damn fun ride while the Visor has been here. 

Yeah of course the missing context is the fact that all of Ole Miss' best wide receivers were hurt by the end of the year. He was throwing to 2nd and 3rd stringers.

And really all I remember are Matt Corral tossing bombs. Like this one play might be one of my Rebel favorites of all time (because Kiffen is a Ric Flair level heel)

Lane tossin' clipboards