PizzaTheHutt

14 minutes ago, micnificent28 said:

If you look at it like at the time people said dont take cam in the first round he isn't a passer he's a running qb... Blain Gabbert was the more polished ready to start guy. Everyone had Gabbert more pro ready. It's the same betting on upside situation.

Yes! Thank you for saying it more eloquently

This really feels like a Cam (Willis) vs Blane Gabbert (Pickett) decision.

Time is a flat circle. 

Hes right about this one!

OK I got to watch Liberty vs. Ole Miss last year and of course the talent levels between those two clubs are vastly different, but I was not that impressed with Willis. The Rebels defense ate him alive that day.

also, Liberty's head coach is Hugh Freeze (I know a bit about that moron) and besides Laremy Tunsil (who is decent but we all remember that draft day bong fiasco) he hasn't had a successful pro prospect. I don't trust his scheme and his ability to coach up guys like Willis to be able to compete at the next level.

In Corral we Trust. 

Hi, my name is Pizza and I fully endorse this QB to be our round one pick. 

Yall are sleeping on Matt Corral! He's about to turn some heads tomorrow + you will have Used Car Salesman of the Year Lane MFin Kiffen whispering sweet poison into our doofus coaches ear. 

Corral jumps up the leader boards if he shines out tomorrow. The kid has guts, brains, and some zip on a good long ball. Pizza is calling it here and now (source: long time Ole Miss/Panthers fan Pizza....from Wesley Walls to the mighty Tae Biddle. Dear God I would buy this jersey so fast while the rest of you sell your PSLs. 

....I thought I had my fetlife tab open there for a bit...

nothing wrong with a lil' butt love, the prostate is the male G spot if ya hit it just right. But yeah, dude needs to look through the right channels for that kind of stuff and stop demanding it from unwilling participants. 

and trimmed nails for any kind of fingerbanging action! Gentlemen! take your fingernail and scrape the inside of your mouth? did it hurt? yeah it'll hurt her too then.

boom. Back to fetlife....

Is the site prepared to handle the amount of traffic it gets if we do sign him? I hope you've got some spare hamsters to keep those wheels turning.

this would immediately put us atop of a very weak division for a LONG TIME. This is a proven quarterback, who is fully rested, and hopefully has learned a valuable lesson about the purchase power of prostitutes (aka hire someone specifically for the happy ending, dummy)

This is a local kid that will immediately generate more heat and noise than anything we could possibly ask for, and it will put (clemson) butts in seats.

Those of you who can't stomach it, I totally understand.

but I can't stomach the thought of Jimmy G, Mitchy T or whatever mediocre QB we have to slog through for the next 5 years to even get close to finding someone of this talent.

So yeah. Let's get him. I don't care what the draft capital is. I Don't care if it sells our soul. I'm ready for a winning team and this is our best shot at getting there anytime soon.

3 hours ago, rayzor said:

you beat me to it!!!

....so I went up to HR to talk to Carol and I knocked on the door and said Caaaaaarrrrroll Caaarrrrrrrol. But guess what dude? THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR. This place is a freakin' ghost town.

but the good news is we found Pepe Silvia. 

Well now it's time to say goodbye 

to Sean and all his kin

And they would like to thank you folks

for all the Vicodin

You're all invited back next year to this locality 

To have a heapin' helpin of this new normality

NFC South that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off

Ya'll come back now, ya hear? 

I always hate it when this question gets asked. Men vs. boys. Yes, Bama would be highly motivated to win. But you might as well be asking who wins with Darth Vader vs Batman because some questions aren't supposed to be answered 

(it's Vader by a country mile unless Batman has an anti-Force spray in his utility belt) 

Meh, "hate" is a strong word for someone that's in wayyyyy over their head. I hate the way he throws his players under the bus after a game. I hate his game management skills. But I don't hate the dude, that's just petty.

But the Huddle loves it's negativity. It keeps us warm at night. So I guess we all get tickets to the Hater's Ball this year (and probably next year too). We form into some kind of hate-fueled Voltron when we all come together like this. 

My advice? Let go of the hate. Or at least rub one out before the game starts. Then at least you can take that upcoming Loss without a loaded gun in your pants. 

I watched the game yesterday (unfortunately) and now all I can hear in my head is Mark "ButtFumble" Sanchez laughing at us trying to pull off the two QB system.

Mark. Effing. Sanchez.....who was trying (and failing) to do his best Tony Romo broadcast imitation. 

These truly are the blurst of times.

fra-gi-le...... why, he must be Italian! 

What a complex wave of emotions this week has been 

Why did this story break so early in the morning?

....and why am I still up? Mind your own damn business 

to me it's the hubris of Rhule and Brady for thinking that they can take Darnold, rehabilitate him and turn him into a legit starting quarterback.....behind one of the worst offensive lines in all of football.

They took a risk and they whiffed on it bad. Someone's gotta fall on the sword, and that someone has to be Brady. Hopefully he will take the LSU gig, Rhule will go to Penn State and we can flush these last two years. We have a good defense and good cap space next year, and an owner with deep pockets. Surely we can do better than this.