SmootsDaddy89

9 hours ago, Jon Snow said:

Everyone brags they are 2 inches longer than they actually are dude.

I measure my arms starting from the taint. That's scientifically accurate everyone knows that.

Very LOW ENERGY posters on this forum. In denial of the GEQBUS' destiny. SAD!

Now the the GEQBUS is the CONFIRMED WINNER of the 2021 Off-Season, we need a subforum to mimic r/The_Darnold to show support for our very legal and very cool QB

You know you want it UNLESS YOUR NAME IS LYIN TED BRIDGEWATER.

Dougie Hamilton is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but it's true. 

People are judging this pick based on their edging themselves over fields for 7 picks and not on the merits of the player we picked. That's on you.

How many chromosomes do you need to figure out we weren't drafting a QB when we just gave up a 2nd round pick for Sam Darnold.

Hope its worth having your dick rot off.

The 1996 game Silent Hunter was so realistic I refused to start my career in 1941 because every other fuging torpedo I launched either failed to detonate or missed completely.

Derek Anderson takes it the most seriously. Just ask him.

I wonder if she knows Dex's girlfriend.

@Dex

They better be, damn it. I just got one of my tinder matches (Boston transplant) to agree to a blowjob if the Pats lose tomorrow.

Me too. Hoping for a pretty redhead this time.

#dadbods

lol how ugly are you if you put that rainbow filter all over your big, dumb water head.

No, but it's the bod you need if you want a girl to call you "daddy"

Just came here to say that Zaxby's owns.

"First they came for the rebel flags, and I did not speak out, because I did not like fuging my sister."

How are they different? Slavery was responsible for millions of deaths too. Is it better because we spread ours out over a much longer time period? lol???

Also it's not like German soldiers were fighting to preserve concentration camps and poo anymore than Confederate soldiers fought to preserve slavery. Invading Poland was literally about getting territory back they lost after WWI in what most Germans felt was an unfair armistice deal imposed by the rest of Europe, since Germany didn't even START WWI.

WHAT DOES MARTIN WALLACE LOOK LIKE?

Music has hit an all time low. I can appreciate popular music from literally every decade over the past century except for this one.

Of course there are exceptions, but in general the music reflects the youth of today, and it isn't good news. Materialistic, shallow, entitled.

lol okay grandpa zod

The real question is: Has Zod tweeted him yet?

Carolina has a starting position he could have a good chance at winning, and his BFF Trai Turner.

I think we would get him if we wanted him.

UDFA have a very low cap. No bidding war here.

We could have probably traded a 5th next year for Zac Stacy and gotten a better player and addressed another position of need with this years comp.

Zac Stacy is terrible.

The Mountain and The Hound.

The FO is clearly supporting Can.

Bottle however is left to collect dust.

Jaelen Strong is about to fall into the 3rd round, dumbshits.