SmootsDaddy89

Hope its worth having your dick rot off.

The 1996 game Silent Hunter was so realistic I refused to start my career in 1941 because every other fuging torpedo I launched either failed to detonate or missed completely.

Derek Anderson takes it the most seriously. Just ask him.

I wonder if she knows Dex's girlfriend. @Dex

They better be, damn it. I just got one of my tinder matches (Boston transplant) to agree to a blowjob if the Pats lose tomorrow.

Me too. Hoping for a pretty redhead this time.

#dadbods

lol how ugly are you if you put that rainbow filter all over your big, dumb water head.

No, but it's the bod you need if you want a girl to call you "daddy"

Just came here to say that Zaxby's owns.

"First they came for the rebel flags, and I did not speak out, because I did not like fuging my sister."

How are they different? Slavery was responsible for millions of deaths too. Is it better because we spread ours out over a much longer time period? lol??? Also it's not like German soldiers were fighting to preserve concentration camps and poo anymore than Confederate soldiers fought to preserve slavery. Invading Poland was literally about getting territory back they lost after WWI in what most Germans felt was an unfair armistice deal imposed by the rest of Europe, since Germany didn't even START WWI.

WHAT DOES MARTIN WALLACE LOOK LIKE?

lol okay grandpa zod