PhillyB

sweet jeebus what a day to not check the huddle until late.

the troll in me secretly harbors a deep admiration for what dexterity did here.

I bow down to my constituency.

Anyone that ever brings up Remember Arizona making fun of AK will get the banhammer.

that's like a solid 5% of my posts

Did you read the book on how to out kick your coverage as well? Well done good sir.

you wrote it you ugly ultra-drinking bastard

i wonder if foxy will want him back

arsen would be a good mod actually

i love power and i will abuse it to advance my will at all cost. consider voting phillyb 2015

if we can't find anyone to return kicks i'd take him. he'd also fill out our WR depth nicely: KB, free agent (hopefully torrey smith), philly brown, and ginn. not bad at all.

Ive never fapped and had it sound like jerk

its the verb not the sound

cobb or torrey smith

jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk

But she ain't messing with no broke broke

ftfy

Apparently she spent some time in Wilmington also... Hmmmm...

you missed your chance to throw her on your guns

completely not my type, but by all physical standards of beauty she's gorgeous. let's not kid ourselves

yes!

One gold digging crack head woman hurt the Panthers and our fan base in major way. Lost a lot. Lost 13 million, Hardy possibly to a rival, our good public image, and a possible SB victory. For what? So a gold digger could cash in on some domestic violence. Ouch. This disaster keeps kicking me in the nuts.

To any current Panther players reading this forum please read the following:

If you want premium tail then hire a high priced escort. If you want to throw your money away on a gold digger, then be aware that she might pull a stunt to blackmail you for more money. If domestic violence occurs then DO NOT call the police. If she attacked you and you defended yourself, then you will be found at fault initially. It will take a team of high priced lawyers to get you out of the jam. Keep the police out of it. Do the following: offer to PAY THE GOLD DIGGER money. You already know what she wants. $$$$$. The scales are tipped heavily in her favor with law enforcement and the court system. Don't let it come to that if you can help it. If she picks up the phone scream "I'll give you $500,000!" or whatever amount will get the gold diggers attention. Ask for a few days to get the money. Call her several times a day to reassure her. Talk to your lawyer. Pay her, then dump that bitch ans STOP associating with gold diggers. Find an escort, or a potential wife. No one night stands. No gold diggers. Escort, wife, or steer clear of women.

Here is what to look for in a wife:

She doesn't do drugs, or drink in excess.

She doesn't have gold digger characteristics.

She isn't mentally ill in any way.

She is available to you when you get off work.

She is domestic and runs your house when you're away.

She has a hot meal ready for you when you arrive home.

She is willing to stay home and rear your kids should you have any.

She has not already started a family and failed at it.

That is a good starting point. Hardy failed to follow common sense rules about women, and it nearly destroyed his career, and put him through a lot of emotional distress. Don't be like Hardy. Be smart. Follow the rules. Gold diggers are crafty, and they can spot a dummy with new money a mile away. That's their job. You play football, and they play you.

what a boring ass wife

so um everyone knows he paid her off right

didn't see this coming

wish this was in my neck of the woods

there's gotta be a loophole somewhere

I hope this isn't any of y'alls gyms....

 

 

i want to kill everyone in that picture

I haven't seen a PF with free weights. The best I've seen is 40 lb. yoga bars. I don't remember if I've seen dumb bells or not.

mine's pretty well loaded with dumb bells, two racks up to 80 lbs i think.

of course this is nothing compared to serious gyms, but i'm not gonna be throwing around 80lbs any time soon anyway, and i'm looking for muscular endurance over bulking up or hitting specific strength goals.

all the panthers players are underrated because they're the only players i really know and all the NFC south and andrew luck and other players i hate are all overrated because i don't know the rosters of those teams well enough to know how they're rated versus how they deserve to be rated

/huddle

Would you want this bunch around your wife?

good point, her elbows are a little pointy

if you win do we all get an invite?

if you have proof of advertisement, screenshot that poo and send it to the company running the contest. they should get disqualified if it's against the rules.

from what i've heard doug free was bell-esque at LT