Judo Thoreau

Love it. He's an artis with the ball in his hands. A total payne for defenses.

Melting down like a chocolate radiator.

Nice pick. It's good to have a Shaq on the team.

Can't wait for the chicken littles to take this here out of context and run with it.

But if he didn't spend all of his time in grocery stores, telling people about yogurt, then there might have been time for football!!1

Lmao gtfo OP. The average huddler's mom or wife probably looks just like that. And the average huddler is probably fat and slovenly. I'm all about ripping on Shitsburg, but let's stop pretending that behind every keyboard is a muscle bound, six pack sporting he-man with a supermodel wife. Lol.

I only read the huddle while doing inverted sit ups.

One of the laziest articles i've seen in a while. And there are a lot of lazy articles out there.

I plan on locking myself in a small room with no people or internet access, so no problem.

Jimmy's new in town. Jimmy likes playing in domes. Jimmy doesn't really like rain.

White gold is back, baby!

Not sure how they quantify it being 5x worse than the Rice video. Unless he knocks out all 5 of his fiances in the same elevator.

Wow. It's like i've been teleported to 2035.

Something tells me she didn't put the money into long-term municipal bonds.

Good. I hope he signs with the Raiders for 100M+ and we never see him again.

I heard that Dameshek voted for the other group. Just sayin'.

Not what I am hearing. Its vague, I don't think it will be a traditional practice, but there will be some football to watch.

Three words: snapping, punting, kicking. Gotta give the fans what they need.

I signed up for Twitter like a year ago, followed a few people, and forgot about it for a few months. Then I started getting weird emails, logged back in and noticed I was following like 100 people/things, all in Arabic. Changed password and shut it down.

The NSA is probably monitoring this post.