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Man can you imagine if we would have stood pat at #9 and traded him for two 1st’s and then we poo the bed this year, got Caleb Williams AND some OL and WR talent around him. This team is why I continue to buy Madden every year, it’s the only way we do anything right as a franchise. Damn shame. 

48 minutes ago, Zod said:

Yes, I humped your mom last night. 

Sick burn! Literally lol’d

Just now, jopie87 said:

Yes, he's fuging horrible. He could have just been the money dude and let football people make football decisions. Instead his fingerprints are present everywhere on this roster and it sucks. Meddling owners are failures and he's the worst offender. Worst of all we've wasted two head coaching hires making arguably the worst hires of each respective off-season. He's a failure as an owner.

Are we not going to talk about him giving his trophy wife a high level nepotism job with the team she has no business having too? Or is everyone afraid of getting accused of misogyny and being cancelled?

Has a team ever had the 1st AND 2nd pick in the draft? That would be wild if Chicago did that this year. 

2 hours ago, 4Corners said:

Mod who started this was talking wild in one the Covid threads a couple years ago. Disappeared for a while. 

I don’t know how I was talking wild but apologize if I ever offended anyone. I was gone for years due to a brain tumor and other pretty serious health problems that I had to take care of. I’m not back due to some new hard on or power trip. 

2 hours ago, Sir Purr said:

Crazy to see a dominant team like SF at 81-81

That can’t be right. I know we are bad but being behind ever in the last 53 games is a death sentence? Like the other team gets ball first and goes down and gets a FG and that’s it change the channel? That’s tough if true. 

8 minutes ago, JawnyBlaze said:

Hey, I liked btnhresurrection. 

A few decent tracks to be sure. Murder One, Ecstacy, Weed Song and Resurrection are good tracks, but I guess I was 18 and felt like they were “falling off” by the time Resurrection dropped. I mean I was an impressionable young pup maybe 12 when creepin on ah come up came out and I listened to that tape front to back until it wore out, several times over. Nothing but bangers. Bone is an all time favorite of mine though regardless, and between them and Three-6 they are the only true way to tell how good the system in your car is. I just went and saw Jelly Roll and Three-6 a week or so ago and they were still killin it and I’m 40 now lol

1 hour ago, Fright said:

Explains why he was benched over a sore ankle. He was going to implode and see nothing but ghosts if we decided to keep him out there at the rate things were going. Smart play by the staff, but a shitty situation for all of us knowing this is our future "guy". 

Yeah but you have to protect players form themselves as well. Cam Newton should have been poo down many times to heal but because he is big and RR is shitty and desperate, he let him play and cut five good years off of Cam’s career. If Bruce needs to take a step back before taking steps forward I am fine with that. 

3 hours ago, LinvilleGorge said:

I mean, people have to vent. There's basically two camps. The "this is a dumpster fire" camo and the "this is fine" camp and both think the other camp is unreasonable.

Basically, the Huddle is a poo show right now and it shouldn't be surprising. Fanbases tend to go as their team goes.

I frequented an Oakland A’s forum for years. During the run the team had around 2012 it was a very fun place to be. Fast forward to today and it’s an absolute shitshow. The fans go as the team goes. 

On 9/20/2023 at 10:28 AM, toldozer said:

Where the hell do you think he's going to go? Oakland?

Well in fairness, it would make sense that a team with a black panther mascot would be based in the city that birthed the black panthers. Problem is the city won’t pay for the infrastructure portion so no professional sports team will touch it.

On 9/20/2023 at 5:48 AM, SCP said:

Do you smell that? Can you feel that? No, it’s not the nip of fall in the air nor the smell of soccer mom’s sitting around fire pits burning fake logs they purchased at Teeter while buying an $8 bottle of Cabernet. No, my friends, what you are smelling is ass. The kind of ass that hasn’t been washed in 4 days. The kind of ass that has people side eyeing each other while in line at Aldi’s wondering who sh*t themselves. The kind of stench that you smell when you get into a Saints fan’s 1987 Dodge Caravan where the middle bench seat has more sh*t stains than Matt Ryan game worn pants.

For two and a half seasons we endured unwiped, unshaven and unbleached ass in Matt Rhule. David Tepper, who seems to be better at closing Rock Hill land deals than owning a football team, had his pudgy face buried in them rosy Rhule butt cheeks tossing that rancid salad like a Bucs fan blowing a Tom Brady blow up doll in the rear seat of his PT Cruiser. The amount of booty that has emanated from B of A since Tepper purchased the Panthers would make a pig farmer gag. I don’t think he has made a good football decision, ever. I will give him credit for firing that idiot Marty Hurney and for sh*t canning Matt Rhule, but literally, any moron would’ve made those same decisions, albeit sooner.

But fret not, my fellow Panther fans. We are all idiots for being a fan of this franchise, yet it is the life we have chosen using our free will and lack of the chromosome that gives one cognitive thought and reasoning.

A Hooter’s waitress once told me “You’re fat and should order grilled chicken, not boneless fired wings.” I lean on that advice everyday, it has made me a relatively successful sales man. I have parlayed that advice into life altering decisions, and today I am leaning on that waitress’s advice to tell you that the Panthers will get it going. I feel it in my unwashed asshole. It’s a tingling sensation that is undeniable, and it’s not caused by the Ruby Tuesday induced diarrhea that I suffer from. This team, and our new QB, will click. Sure, our defense has suffered some setbacks with injuries. Yes, Christiansen is out at guard, but I didn’t think he was our long-term guard anyway.

I am here to tell you that we roll into Seattle on Sunday and we punch that Italian QB in his mouth and we turn him over three times. Am I a huge Frank Reich fan? No. As a matter of fact, his press conferences infuriate me and its only week three. But he has surrounded himself with some smart dudes, a potpourri of coaches that should be able to mask the stench of any ass. I feel we can get our run game going and allow Bryce to settle in a bit. I think our front seven will give Gino trouble and that beautiful genius, Ejiro Evero, will scheme us into those aforementioned turnovers. This week is the week we see Bryce get his first win as and NFL QB.

Are the Panthers currently suffering from a serious case of Candida (google that sh*t) of the butthole? Yes. Is Seattle the nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug needed to eliminate that itchy burn? Yes.

 

Panthers 27

Seahwaks 17

Only one observable flaw in your post, and that’s the fact that they are actually called The Rainy City Bitch Pigeons, not Seahwaks, otherwise 10/10 would read again. 

7 minutes ago, Huffgolf30 said:

The last of the old guard . Prob the only player that can remember a winning season 

He must have a really good memory…

1 minute ago, CamWhoaaCam said:

Oh really...

 

Lol bruh you can’t compare lower tier college programs to the NFL. Or I could point out how Matt Rhule did a great turning around two shitty college football programs before coming here. 

16 minutes ago, TheBigKat said:

Good to see there’s worse posters than me

Well let’s not get crazy now…

How there can be any scenario where a returner gets horse collared BADLY at the 1 yard line, and the receiving team then starts at that 1 yard line is beyond me. I don’t care if one of our blockers shot one of their guys during the return. You either rekick or get the extra 15 yards, it’s unbelievable this rule could exist if accurately called yesterday. 

26 minutes ago, Proudiddy said:

I dont think he's the best passer.  He was in college.  Pros is different, and I maintain that AR was better built for success as a pro, and I'm not just talking about because of stature.

It's not coincidence BY had the worst comp pct out of those guys, and it wasn't close.  He missed a ton of throws that were open and he also bailed on a lot of plays way earlier than he had to.  For a "super processor" he sure looked overwhelmed by what he was processing.  AR doesn't look like that, AT ALL.  I have a feeling that BY is about as close to a finished product as any of them are and his floor is actually lower than what was believed, while simultaneously having the lowest ceiling out of all of them as well.  It's not coaching...  it think we just made the wrong pick and it's why I didn't want him even before the college season was sover last year.

Lord knows I missed your horrible, reactionary takes after each loss. I sure missed this place, and you in particular my friend. 

How the fug is that a touchdown? That’s two reviews that are obviously wrong in one game how is this possible?

Just now, Swaggasaurus said:

We going to need a lanky, long strider type on offense. ATL isn’t having to worry about the long ball. 

That DJ Charks role. They’ll be fine stretching the field with him back. 

16 minutes ago, Gash said:

Love Four Roses. Try the Basil Hayden small batch for a change of pace.

I use Basil Haydens Subtle Smoke for my old fashioneds. Terrific bourbon. 

29 minutes ago, USDepartmentOfSavagery said:

I’ve been on 4 roses lately. 20 bucks a pop isn’t bad. 

Four Roses Single Barrel is my go to Bourbon, and I am a bourbon aficionado with a massive bourbon collection from all over the country, including a 10 and 12 year Pappy Van Winkle. 

Sucks about Jaycee Horn, but aside from the pick, Bryce Young has looked fantastic. He can progress through reads like a seventh year starter. He is going to be special. Brian Burns needs to get paid, he is a beast. 7-7 at the half and this looks like a completely different team. I am VERY happy. 

Yeeeeaaaa baby!!!! Sack lunch!! Nomnomnom