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It’s gonna sound awful but do not underestimate the amount of NFL teams that will want to interview him simply to satisfy the Rooney Rule. It’s a reality I am sure Evero and his team are acutely aware of.

I am literally too stupid to understand advanced metrics and it makes watching sports sooooo much easier.

My biggest fear with Bryce Young is that he will always do just enough to stick around. He shows flashes and then drops a turd so the hopium is always there. Like his career highlight reel if you cut it up to some hype music and did a YouTube video would actually be quite good. His great plays really, really look good. But after that video you look at his yearly averages for completion percentage, yardage, touchdowns, and virtually every other metric and it is meh as fug. Like you know Bryce is gonna be 13/23 for 157 yards a touchdown and probably a pick. I will 100% give him his flowers for his athleticism and ability to scramble outside the pocket. I haven’t seen the mythical “super processing ability” he was touted for per se, but he has shown flashes of absolutely elite awareness when it comes to scrambling. The little basketball move he does to shake defensive linemen has almost become a signature move. It’s hard to explain but you know it when you see it he stops on a dime and pivots like he is gonna hit a step back jumper and it has gotten him out of a lot of trouble. I sincerely, truly, as a vocal Bryce HATER, hope that since we are obviously running with him next year the coaching staff actually tailors plays around his strengths. He needs to be in a pure spread IMO. His size is much less of a hindrance when he can play QB in open space. I feel like most of his highlight reel is from scrambles and play action/bootlegs.

What’s the saying about not attributing to malice what can be attributed to stupidity or something like that? Dude didn’t throw it, he is just catastrophically bad at his job.

Don’t understand with 2:37 left and both teams with three timeouts why you wouldn’t let them burn you over the top. Who cares if Nakua torches you for a 70 yard touchdown? Then you’re down 3 with like 2:12 and three timeouts. You can’t let them complete 5 of 5 passes underneath while milking two minutes it really is inexcusable.

Would absolutely fug with Goedert. Solid receiving tight end to open everything up for Coker and McMillan I would fug with that for sure.

But we would need a FA established Tight End then if that’s the route we want to take. We can’t wait for a draft pick to develop and hope he’s Brock Bowers out the gate.

If we are rolling with BY as our guy moving forward we need to scheme around his talents and run exclusive spread offense. Like running a Gus Malzahn or Todd Monken offense.

Him and Hunt both got hurt and the running game actually came to life with them out. The scheme looked much better letting Bryce roll out and do his thing. Not saying we are better off without Ickey but today, in this game, the offensive line to me looked better with him out.

There is a lot to unpack in this post and it hurts my feelings that I don’t know what you’re referring to.

Believe it or not I’m good rolling into next season with Tmac and Coker. Slot guys are much easier to get. Evans showed a lot of promise. Today’s offensive line looked good considering it was a hot swap substitution group because of injury. Sometimes it’s x’s and o’s, sometimes it is jimmies and joes. Today felt like we had halfway competent players with a completely inept coaching staff. I have never been a fan of BY and poo on him every chance I get, but when he was allowed to cook today he did ok. Playcalling was trash throughout.

Lol sick burn

Randy Moss actually picked us this morning for the upset saying he really like our corners. Almost made it Randy, almost made it.

Del Rio was a perfect example of this. So frustrating he would call a great fuging game and then boom prevent the win defense like clockwork.

I too have had a lot to drink today.

Huge fail. Literally with 2:37 left let Puka smoke you over the top for a 60 yard TD. Then you have the ball back with 2+ minutes and three timeouts and their defense hasn’t been able to stop you. Evero should be fired, and his family should be shamed for generations because of his disgusting failure. He should do the honorable thing and quit, at least I could respect that he acknowledges he is worthless that way. What a shameful performance.

If Evero is allowed to even walk back into the locker room I have lost all faith in this franchise. You can’t play soft defense like that. With two minutes left play tight and if they beat you over the top no big deal you got the ball with plenty of time left. There is only one thing you CANNOT do. That is let them complete 7-12 yard passes in front of your limp dick coverage eating up the clock. That’s quite literally the ONLY thing you can’t let them do. Sad. Team deserved this upset win man.

Win win

All good baby. BY show the world you deserve that fifth year option. Put the team on your tiny ass back and have a nice, clock eating drive down the field and score a TD with no time left.

It’s all good. We got the rizz. We gonna win this gotdamn game.

The more I drink and look at that meme the more it blurs the lines of fantasy and reality. If you squint and look at it just right, you can almost see it…

Let’s goooooooo

fug you fuging National talking heads. Remember the last time we played the Rams in a playoff game and they were double digit favorites??

LETS fuging GOOOOOOOOOO

We holding them to not a fuging thing. Stafford hand is fuged. Play the run. Keep it tight. Win the game!!