Montsta

I did that to see who was so nerdy as to bring it up.

Guess what?

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I look forward to co-hosting the Nerdvana segment of your next podcast.

I'll get my Princess Leia costume dry cleaned.

I thought episode 4 was a new hope?

I'm excited about Trai Turner. I think he might end up being the steal of the draft.

If Amini can come back healthy, it sure would be nice to have a stud opposite of him!

Our tackles are poo but at least if the interior of our offensive line is stout it's a step in the right direction.

because women don't lie!

that's why we put them up on a pedestal and pretend they're perfect unless they're fat or ugly then we get to make fun of them ahahahahahaha

I'm told girls don't poop either.

Wait so some of you are going to go on the presumption of guilt until innocence is proven?

I hope to god you are never on my jury.

You guys need to get your story straight.

She wouldn't leave the apartment, so they called the police.

She tried to leave, so they held her down and called the police.

She's a stupid psycho bitch on Mike and Ikes.

She's a genius, scheming tart who wants Hardy's money.

Roll the dice and pick your favorite, I guess.

Were you or someone close to you a victim of domestic or maybe sexual violence?

OK, they were holding her down.

If they were holding her that securely and what he wanted was her out of his house, how come they didn't "hold her" right out the front door?

He kept saying please send someone. Could've wanted to hold her until the cops came to break it up and take a report. You let that woman out of your sight and she fug around and fall down the stairs, your ass is toast. Maybe he thought having his buddy Curtis hold her with minimal injuries is better than letting her go to hurt herself further.

NO. There is absolutely NO reason to lay your hand on a woman. Period. End of story.

Wrong.

There are two types of men in this world, those who are capable of hitting a woman and those who are not.

Sad to hear Hardy is the type that can.

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I'm sorry.

I guess all of this shows we never needed a decent OT of course right?

We did need a decent OT, unfortunately we picked 28th and 60th, and none were available at either of those picks.

Well we've always known there were a few loose screws so I guess an arrest was always a possibility.

Never thought it'd be for DV though.

More athletic than King ever was.

Didn't Jeff King poo himself in a game once too? Not a good look.

I followed all of you back.

I doubt this but it's worth asking... do any of you guys use instagram?

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No. Should I?

My lady bought me these four silicone ice cube trays that are for massive ice cubes for my scotch. I think they are called scotch rocks trays. She stole one of them and went to the store and bought a bag of frozen fruit medley and now she'll take the strawberries and grapes and mango slices and all that and put it in the tray and fill it with ice. Once it's frozen she has these giant frozen fruit ice cubes that she'll put one in her wine glass with moscato. She loves it.

Ah, yes. A glass or two of delicious moscato will keep me away tonight, so I feel your pain. However, with the morning light I will be on my game and ready to tear up the Y.

You put anything in your moscato?

@tvisgreat

SMF is a great twitter follow. I be on my couch like is anything decent on tonight and bam, his TL provides me the whole evening lineup of network primetime, premium channels, and even syndicated classics!

Same as my name here.

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What did you win? Did you get to kick him in the balls or bang his girlfriend?

I get to punch him in the face.

I thought Stevie Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, and all the guys from New York would would eat up our crap secondary. They didn't. I thought vaunted rushers like Marshawn Lynch and Adrian Peterson could go off against our front seven, and were both held to paltry ypa. Our team only gives up 14 points a game, and all six teams we've faced score more than Tampa Bay does. Our offense is starting to click and have long, sustained drives that rests up the defense. Plus, the wild card is that I will be at this game loud as fug, demoralizing an already downtrodden fanbase.

You guys are all jaded, we all are. But while you can play the it's a trap game card and and dip a big toe into the water, I'm doing a fuging cannonball into the deep end. Maybe you guys feel like you will set yourselves up for less disappointment by not having high expectations, but I believe we score 24+ in this game, which is 13+ more than we'll need to win. I ride out the highs, and self-medicate the lows. If I had the confidence to make a bet against an ex-college linebacker/mma fighter to take a punch to the face if we lost to St. Louis, you know Montsta is gonna be balls deep in Tampa Bay.

Panthers 30

Bucs 10

Lol sack a QB 8 times a game, hit him 16, and pressure him 40, have his receivers drop huge TD's and redzone first downs, and he won't do well.

This is all news to me.

Lol you could hear Olsen telling the ref he reached out, and the ref was like, did he? Lmao omfg.

Jesus some of you guys are so fuging manic. Were still gonna win.

Edit: see, timely int by Luke.

Is Honey Badger a nickel DB or does he always line up with PP21?