imminent rogaine

Sometimes when I’m trying to last longer I bed, I try to name all of our linemen including backups and practice squad. I dream of the day when I can’t last beyond the starting 5 because of how big, mean, and nasty they are.

32 minutes ago, Growl said:

“jake type player” isn’t good enough to win Super Bowls anymore 

You guys are super bowl or bust? Man, just give me some playoff runs for now. Just no more shitty seasons for a while.

What if Sam throws his girlfriend onto a futon full of weapons and gets put on the commissioner’s exempt list? You didn’t account for that scenario.

9 hours ago, 45catfan said:

Here is my mock v2.0--the top 5 QBs are all gone except Mac Jones in this scenario.  The Panthers' war room immediately calls New England to get interest in moving to #8 for Jones.  On another phone we are talking to the Jets about a 3rd rounder (#73) for Darnold who just drafted Zach Wilson.  Luckily both teams agree.  The Panthers get picks #96 and #123 in 2021 from the Pats and also their 2022's 3rd.  Later on we trade back again in the 2nd with Ron Rivera and Marty Hurney so they can get QB #6 (too rich in the 1st round) so we recoup the 3rd rounder we just shipped to the Jets.  That trade gives them #39 and a player (Marquis Haynes-FA after this season) for their #51 and #82 this year.

Here is how this shakes out with the two trades:

*Remember, we now have Sam Darnold as our starting QB.

#15- (NE) OT Christian Darrisaw- VIrginia Tech (LT)

#51-(WFT) G/C Quinn Meinerz- UW- Whitewater

#82- (WFT) S Caden Sterns- Texas (FS)

#96- (NE) CB Paulson Adebo- Stanford

#114- OT Spencer Brown- Northern Illinois (Moton insurance)

#123- (NE) DT Tommy Togiai- Ohio State (3-tech)

#152 DT Bobby Brown- Texas A&M (1-tech)

#194 CB Tay Gowen- UCF

#222 DE Cameron Sample- Tulane

#227 G/C Ryan McCollum - Texas A&M

-After the draft, the Panthers ship Teddy to the Seahawks for a 5th rounder in 2022 to be Wilson's backup.

 

I like the idea of drafting Moton insurance. Give the guy a year to develop. If he looks promising, then why not keep a 22 yr old on a rookie deal rather than paying top dollar to a vet, and maybe we land a comp pick along the way.

So relieved that we didn’t give up 30 first round picks. 
I’m fully behind loading up the line for Darnold. And if he blows, we have the line ready to block for Crum.

I can hear it now: 

CRUUUUMM! POOUUNDDING! CRUM!! POOUUNDING!

Alright, here is my month out mock:

I think we are stuck with a shitty hand and need to just sit on it and ride it out. No real QBs to be had and Plenty of opportunity for a desperate team to fug up their future. 
I want to trade back and fill roster spots. In earlier drafts, I wanted to snag a late round QB but as they’ve all gone back to school, I’m punting that until next year and looking for Crum or Ridder If we can’t make a move up for Rattler. 

In this mock, I took a two of the offered trade backs wary on. I think we could realistically trade from 8 back to the early teens and then back to the late 20s. This nets us a top line prospect and a bounty of picks.

Top priority is line. Find mean nasty mother fuggers. Our line blows. It has blown. we either need to go back to the roid days or have a serious talent infusion. 

26. Tevin Jenkins OT - plug in starter at RT if we think Moton can switch to LT.

39. Trey Smith OG - or creed Humphrey if he is there. He wasn’t. Smith is a plug in starter at guard.

51. Josh Myers IOL - guard for a year then Center when Paradis leaves.

55. Rondale Moore WR- Samuel replacement. I wasn’t targeting him but he was there in the sim. I don’t hate it.

73. Cameron McGrone LB- I’m sold on him being an above average prototypical MLB. 
 

82. Ambry Thomas CB

113. Keith Taylor CB 

We know cb is an issue. I double DJax is back after this year. I think these two CBs can both play in this league.

151. Jaylen Twyman DT - smaller framed pass rusher that can get to the QB. 3tech in our 4-3. I’d assume that at just under 300lbs, he’d make a good DE in a 3-man front.

193. Tommy Kraemer OG - depth with starter upside

222. Alaric Jackson OT - Depth with starter upside

226. Nick Eubanks TE - dart throw that doesn’t need to do much to be replace the guys we’ve been rolling out there.

I think this draft gives us 7 starters - almost all at a position of need. Think about how many starters we’ve pulled out of some of our best drafts. Even with teddy, we’d be in the hunt for the playoffs. Next year, we’d have a complete team in place to hopefully find that franchise QB.

I really like Jay Tufele. Seems like a well rounded tackle that can do it all. He would be my top choice for DT in the entire draft.
 

If we wait a little, I like Jaylen Twyman.  

Can we get a thread for the women too? Maybe a few threads on what Cam Newton’s kids are wearing for Easter or what they ate for lunch? I know that one will be popular around here. 

Thinking a shitty defensive tackle would take care of Cam’s blind-side

Why would you sell?

He sucks. But I am glad that he grew out his hair. Def a backup QB move right there. 

Top Ukraine Dating Sites? This chick is kind of hot. I hope she won’t mind that I’m not Ukrainian. 

7 hours ago, Mother Grabber said:

we could really shore up our OL in a hurry this draft, if we forego the QB for another season. if we do, and have another good all around draft, we could be looking at legit being a QB away from deep runs. then, we can consider trading a ton of future picks for the final piece.

That’s where I’m at. OL galore. Just draft them all and let’s check off that huge box.

Good thing it’s easier to successfully draft OL because even though you have it listed as one all-encompassing positions, we need LT, OG, C, OG. 
 

also, I’ll add the law of large numbers. The more first round QBs that are picked, the closer we should be to that 63% figure. Do we think Lawrence is legit? Do we think Wilson is? 

Could trade this year’s picks for 2022 first rounders to all the teams that suck. Then, when they suck, we get their high pick. 

Kenny Pickett?

Desmond Ridder?

Dustin Crum?

22 minutes ago, chbright said:

Same on Jenkins. If he is there to start end 2, move up for him. Big nasty RT road grader type. Kinda another Otah type of not really a good fit at LT but hell of a RT.

My thoughts too. I’m sure the coaching staff knows if they will try Moton at LT. I wish we knew. Would be very relevant as we look at some of these prospects.

49 minutes ago, PootieNunu said:

Cant be much worse than Teddy but definitely not the answer. When you have one of the worst starting QBs in the league a lot of crazy poo will be said. 

I think that is a MoRon Rivera troll you are replying too though, sounds like him.

Absolutely can be much worse than Teddy. 

Eichenberg and Jenkins are guys I’d like. I think they are both projecting As early second rounders.

Has a little 89 in him. I think he was the one embarrassing people at the senior bowl workouts.

Sweet. Don’t care. Give me Cameron McGrone from Michigan in not the first round.

Aren’t there any shitty corners we can draft in the third round and plug them in for left tackle? That feels more like the panther way.

Smokescreen! You don’t need cap to sign draft picks, if you trade away all of your draft picks! Got em!

They probably had to empty their pockets to beat out Washington