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it's always the ones you don't expect five years from now we're going to be reading stunned reactions from Adam Thielen. "I just thought he liked to collect children's shoes. Yeah it was weird but everyone has hobbies, ya know?"

sources confirm many team mates were confused he spent most of the offseason after his rookie season watching youtube videos and shopping at Lidz.

is bryce not in charge of the people he pays to send press junkets to all the reporters, lobby the gameday announcers, leak things to the press to make him look better? Bryce Young is a fuging operation and it has been since he got to Alabama. He's never said a single authentic thing and has spent almost all of 2025 pouting on the sideline and throwing his helmet and yelling at team mates. The more I think about the more I think his autistic little brother routine is as sincere as XL's accent.

finally getting national attention. Nothing we don't already know, but pretty eye brow raising that even the paper of record is like "yeah uh this guy sucks." https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6673658/2025/09/30/qb-stock-report-bryce-young-shedeur-sanders-rankings/ There’s been added pressure to make the pick work, too. Stroud delivered an outstanding rookie season, while the Panthers fired head coach Frank Reich after his 11th game; general manager Scott Fitterer was fired after the season. Meanwhile, one of the picks the Panthers traded for Young wound up being the No. 1 selection in 2024, where Caleb Williams, Jayden Daniels and Drake Maye were among the six first-round QBs available. So yeah, it’s understandable why the Panthers feel a sense of desperation to make it work with Young. It’s why they invested in the offensive line and used back-to-back first-round picks on wide receivers. It’s why they hired Canales, who has done nice work in the past with quarterbacks Geno Smith and Mayfield. Young should have enough runway to at least attempt to turn it around. Veteran Andy Dalton, who turns 38 next month, is the only other quarterback on the active roster, though Hendon Hooker is available on the practice squad. Suffice to say, the Panthers owe it to themselves to see it all the way through with Young. [...] But Young hasn’t kept it going. He’s completed only 60.4 percent of his passes for 753 yards, five touchdowns and three picks this season while also losing a couple of fumbles. Among qualified passers, Young ranks 30th in EPA/dropback, ahead of only Titans rookie Cam Ward, Browns veteran Joe Flacco and Bengals backup Jake Browning. At this point, the Panthers would be all but declaring their intentions to split with Young if they benched him again. If it does reach that point, it’s also likely the Panthers would be barreling toward their eighth consecutive season with a losing record. And since owner David Tepper bought the team in 2018, he’s never employed a head coach for three full seasons, which effectively puts Canales on the clock. This, of course, is the type of turnover that keeps organizations in constant peril. It may also lead to the breaking point that opens the door for Young to find a fresh start with another team.

the rumors of "bryce has tons of trade offers" after getting benched is peak SEC bullshit, and it even came from the beat writer agents leak to. It's the kind of poo stirring designed to make insecure coaches and narcissist owners second guess themselves for fear of missing out on a QB AGAIN. Once the decision is made a ton of knives are going to come out about Bryce from the Panthers end; that's just Tepper's way. I promise the darling of Alabama and future Dancing with the Stars contestant isn't going to just take it.

There’s no fuging way You’d think Bryce would be smart enough to say the right things about competition and excited to earn the spot blah blah blah, but when he was benched last year his camp started feeding rumors to Russini that teams wanted to trade for him. He's a messy little entitled bitch and he’ll go down kicking and screaming for sure.

why is anyone holding on to this "change of scenery" bullshith with bryce just say he can't play no one was saying The Golden Calf of Bristol needed a change of scenery; he just got invited to Patriots camp as a fug you to reporters then faded away.

if a charlotte observer writer is now criticizing bryce and canales, as tepid as the criticism is, that's an ominous sign.

Last refuge of someone who’s wrong on the internet. “Just wait until he leaves and gets better and THEN I’ll be right.” then they just kinda slink away and never bring it up again. and as someone who’s almost never wrong about the panthers, that’s the most frustrating part. Someone who had been demonstrably wrong and irritating for years will simply vanish and rereg a month later and find something else to hang their online persona on. There’s no resolution, there’s no catharsis barely even get satisfaction anymore. Oh well, posting for the love of the game I suppose.

So many of them were registered at the end of 2022. I guarantee Bryce has a brand management company working for him with a bunch of sock puppet twitter accounts spamming ai hype slop. September 2022 (the date I most often see) would have been when he started trying to campaign for another heisman even tho he wasn’t playing nearly as well as he had the year before.

But he won the heisman in 2021 In 2022 he was second team all sec and for some reason sec male athlete of the year

I certainly wouldn't describe the way the Panthers played on Sunday as confident.

it is really difficult to lose 16 games in the NFL no matter how bad you look. The Panthers play enough bad teams to expect another couple of teams to come in, completely eat poo, and let us sneak out with a 16-10 victory or something. Like I can't imagine we lose to the Jets unless their defense just balls out.

And I’m reminded of fragging COs

Two fingers!

I get this but at this point you need to worry about player development at other positions. like we need to be concerned about tmac, Coker etc. these are wasted years for them.

That is insane to me. like the league avg has hovered at around seven points for a couple years. like when the poo gets tough Canales cannot staunch the bleeding at all.

That was it for me. like I remember where I was when I saw that photo. my face was Josh mccowns

I really wonder if he gave them an easy week because of how “good” they looked against Atlanta. He def looks like the guy who searches for his own name on Google.

Know all those weird pro Bryce twitter accounts just pumping out ai slop? kinda weird they were all registered in September 2022.

I’m not suggesting that. i think we’re in Raheem morris bucs territory where he wasn’t fired because they wouldn’t have enough coaches to run practice. but at the end of the year yeah he’s gone bye

I think this is right.

Yeah for me that’s the most concerning thing. When they lose, they LOSE even agains the falcons which was a 30-0 win it was a ten point game multiple possessions into the third. Falcons were in it for almost all the game. It was not a blowout. Panthers this season have been effectively done before halftime in all their losses.

A room full of 28 year old CS majors who can’t figure out why the team isn’t 3-1 look at these spreadsheets!!