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Webb is a STUD!

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Man, I miss the force out rule.

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Yeah he is! He's outclassing the other 3rd stringers. He's a 2nd stringer at worst!

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King makes the team. Can he return kicks?

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King impressing. Just like Zod predicted!

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Lol, bold strategy, Barner. You could go left, or right, or straight forward. He opted for standing in place like a lost child.

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Feel bad for Blanchard. He was never going to make the team anyway, so no reason being mad or cruel about him. But he's just getting embarrassed out there.

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What should he have done? We have chosen 2 guards in the middle rounds...

Picked one Tackle maybe?

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Klein is shining, save for that one missed tackle.

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Gettleman has eyes...we can't be the only ones seeing this mess.

I honestly think Getts doesn't know shiz about o lines. He's had the same mess for 2 years and hasn't done dick.

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Have a feeling we will be bringing in numerous offensive linemen once cuts are made.

Ya think? They're getting pushed around by the Bills second string front 7.

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My fantasy team

...What are you going to do on the bye week?

Truck had magnetic dealer tags. Shouldnt be to hard to find who did it.

BTW, I just got a Dashboard cam for my birthday. From my Russian girlfriend's dad. Russians love their dashboard cams.

Seriously though, this day in age, you need one.

Bicycle pants were put on this earth to even out the good brought by yoga pants.

If you ever wondered what Bubonic plague looked like, well...

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That's low you guys...  possibly true... but low...

Don't take it personally. It's how I assume every heterosexual man will die.

I been close this a number of times myself...especially when in a college town as the students are returning at the end of the summer.  sweet caroline!

Case in point.

I've predicted that our old buddy Biscuit will die when someone who wants him out of the way sends a hot female assassin carrying a big knife (and wearing an outfit with a low cut neckline) to kill him.

 

While I'm sure he'll fight really hard for his life, at some point he'll catch a glimpse of her assets and get distracted. 

 

And then the last thought that ever goes through his mind will be "Whoooa, nice ti-OWWW!!!"

 

Car accident while rubber-necking a stacked chick on the side of the road. Mark it down.

Well shoot. I've got to be honest.

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have you ever been bitten in the shoulder, and have it cause you to fall down?

Aren't you the least bit encouraged by the fact that for once someone who fell and writhed in pain in a soccer game was actually injured?

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BTW, on one hand I wish that video clip had a soundtrack. But on the other, there is no way it could possibly be more entertaining than the cartoonish Hanna-Barbera bite sound effect I hear in my head when I watch it.

Have you ever been so mad in a soccer game that you bit a guy on the shoulder?