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Zod

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  1. Pssst... You haven't even seen your defense play under your new DC yet. Pipe down, junior.
  2. Incorrect. On Notice still has an overall winning record
  3. Listen up Seattle! You are now ON NOTICE! Friends, Huddlers, Carolinians, lend me your beers. This week begins anew the NFL Season. A time in which our hearts and minds turn from beaches and bikinis to large sweaty men hitting one another on a field of plastic grass. A time when Sundays no longer mean mowing the lawn just to escape the horrors of our pathetic domesticated existence, if only for a moment. I submit to you on this day that football is our liberation. This week, we take back our balls. First up on our schedule and inevitable road to glory is the provincial town of Seattle. This suburb of Vancouver is best known for its god awful weather, foul coffee, and a music genre named after the stuff you clean out from betwixt your toes. While not discussing the intricacies of Twilight, Seattle residents are known to try their best to acclimate to American culture by watching our national past time, football. This Sunday, the Seattle Seahawks fall victim to the Carolina Panthers and serve as a sacrifice to the gods of football. Their inferior cast of players, while heralded in the media, are nothing more than paper puppets pathetically perpetuating the practice of pomposity. Men, look at their shiny unblemished exterior. I say beneath that vomit green veneer is weakness. Weakness is meant to be exploited. And exploit it... we shall. This season the Panthers have put together a group of individuals whose skills mesh into what will be known as the greatest team of all time. The leader is a wise statesman who formulated the plan. Once a great player himself, he now provides the wisdom necessary to guide his team to victory. On offense is a smooth talking snappy dresser whose grace on the field makes winning seem effortless. A man the ladies want and the men want to be. One might say he is the face of the franchise On defense a leader has emerged whose gameplay seems both amazing and insane all at once. The way he throws himself at defenders forces some to wonder if he may be a slight bit crazy. The muscle is provided by a man so angry and feared that he has become legend. Cross him, and your foolishness will be pitied. Ladies and gentleman, while the Seahawks can be considered a B team, the Panthers are the A-Team. I love it when a plan comes together. Panthers 24 - Seahawks 17 Click here to view the article
  4. You can't cut an injured player. He has to go on waived/injured. If he clears waivers the Panthers will likely reach injury settlement and cut.
  5. Can someone make a new full list for me
  6. One would think someone with a great reputation in reporting here in charlotte would get the fax and put it out there. Then again, not sure Charlotte has anyone like that anymore.
  7. Just when I think we are having a rough player personell year.... The Bills actually have 3 open roster positions. lol Good lord.
  8. lol @ fug just retweeting reporters without attributing anything or adding anything
  9. Poole being cut indicates he will.
  10. He filled in for the plays Stewart or Tolbert would have run. He isn't needed really.
  11. As long as he has ties to the Richardson family he will have a jerb.
  12. “@JasonLaCanfora: Hearing that the Seahawks, so deep in the secondary, will be releasing CB Antoine Winfield. Sign him right before we play the seahawks.... YES
  13. Ignore what the coaches say in preseason. Look at what is happening on the field. They have reasons why they say what they do and its not always the absolute truth.
  14. YEs, but in this case the second cheese is from me and of the fromunda persuasion.
  15. Thanks for posting this again 10 minutes after the last guy. Read the thread before posting please.
  16. Copy paste the tweet next time please
  17. Bill Voth ‏@billvoth 1m We'll always have '10. RT @RapSheet: #Panthers have released QB Jimmy Clausen, I'm told. Former 2nd rounder.
  18. Praise the Gods. Pickles no longer a Panther.
  19. Not sure why. He played like crap and was a downgrade over our younger guys.
  20. The Panthers are making their final round of cuts today. We will be updating this as the day goes on... CUT: WR Taulib Ikharo LB Ben Jacobs S Robert Lester G Tori Mobley TE Zack Pianalto WR Brenton Bersin T Garrett Chisolm TE Dominique Curry DT Sione Fua G Hayworth Hicks LB Doug Hogue. RB Tauren Poole DE Craig Roh WR James Shaw DT Casey Walker. S D.J. Campbell QB Jimmy Clausen WR David Gettis S Anderson Russell. T Patrick Brown CB Drayton Florence LB Jason Williams. The current roster looks like this... QB: Cam Newton, Derek Anderson RB: Deangelo Williams, Jonathan Stewart (PUP), Kenjon Barner, Armond Smith FB: Mike Tolbert, Richie Brockel TE: Greg Olsen, Ben Hartsock, Brandon Williams WR: Steve Smith, Brandon Lafell, Ted Ginn, Dominik Hixon, Armanti Edwards OL: Jordan Gross, Amini Silatolu, Ryan Kalil, Travelle Wharton, Byron Bell, Garry Williams, Brian Folkerts, Jeff Byers, Nate Chandler, Chris Scott DE: Charles Johnson, Greg Hardy, Frank Alexander, Wes Horton, Mario Addison DT: Star Lotulelei, Dwan Edwards, Kawann Short, Colin Cole LB: Luke Kuechly, Thomas Davis, Jon Beason, AJ Klein, Jordan Senn, Chase Blackburn CB: Josh Norman, Josh Thomas, Captain Munnerlyn, DJ Moore, Melvin White, James Dockery S: Charles Godfrey, Mike Mitchell, Colin Jones, Haruki Nakamura K: Graham Gano P: Brad Nortman LS: JJ Jansen Click here to view the article
  21. Every season it is interesting to see extreme fan reactions to preseason games. After the game, twitter is ablaze with angry fits of criticism and outrage. The Panthers reaction to this outrage usually looks something like this.... Greg Hardy - Carolina Panthers It occurred to me that some fans need a preseason football viewing tutorial. Here are a few key points to help you understand and enjoy the preseason a bit more and save yourself some embarrassment on twitter. 1. The main objective is not winning. I know, this seems like football blasphemy, but if the coaches are being honest they would tell you the same. The main objective in preseason play is talent evaluation. In many cases, players earn or lose a roster spot in the preseason. Seeing a player's reaction to a real opponent in a real game with real hitting is the ultimate evaluation tool. 2. Another objective is play evaluation. The Panthers will start each game with a series of scripted plays they want to take a close look at. These are typically base plays to which variations can be added. Often times they will stick to the predetermined script despite a disadvantage in field position. Again, the goal is not scoring touchdowns, the goal is evaluation. 3. Coaching decisions or effectiveness are impossible to judge. With possibly slight exception in the third preseason game where light game planning is performed, we won't see the effectiveness of the offensive or defensive play calling until the regular season. 4. Individual player performance is open to praise or criticism. There are very valid things to get excited or upset about in preseason, and individual player performance is one of them. This is especially true for the second and third string. These guys are playing for a roster spot, you are seeing them at their very best. 5. Special Teams can be fully evaluated. In the preseason the Special Teams unit are pretty much what you see is what you get. Feel free to fully judge. Click here to view the article
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