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AT LEAST WE HAVE A DEEEFENSE lets gooo

one of the ugliest offenses you can ever imagine

They don't call me Brady for nothin

run up the gut on 1st down?

Yay at least Shaq can tackle

3rd and a hundred again lets see if we can does it

Penalty + sack and we literally can't ever stop that poo man its so dumb

oh boy gonna be that same stunt 100 times till w e can't do poo now. Hope Paradis is ok

Well we tried like hell to not stop it but did

lets start now

I would argue that he actually is. But the 32nd ranked starting QB in the NFL always has poo stats. Show me a season where the 30+ ranked QBs put up good numbers. I don't care in the least to do so but there obviously aren't 32 elite QBs in the world so that must mean something about how hard it is. We just don't want the fugin 30 something ranked QB lol

They did

Shaq attack, wanna play big like that! /cringe off

Yea what else would it be lol. This clown show is hilarious at least. Durr here have 1/3 of the resources. Muh wah why isn't the offense gud

IT really is that simple...and look who comes out to claim the title rofl clowns

IT was, we have to keep Scott at RG he connected that dot with a line that was broken at the point.

Well the defense looked much improved with Shaq and now Gilmore in the lineup off injuries. Add CMC to the offense and it should help dramatically because he changes the entire defensive game plan for the opponent whereas no one else even comes close to that TBH. I mean they put a S over DJ often but our other 1k WR gets shut down by seemingly any ole CB. Just have to hope its the OL setup this time that's what is what will stay uhmmm....the best version of shitty we got? Scott being at G there is something that could dramatically help given how useless that spot has been. I mean for real the right side actually had some running lanes and from what I can remember nothing catastrophic in the pass game coming from there really. Mostly right up the middle again as per useless Paradis usual.

Shoulda had a TD, coulda been ruled a TD on the field but either way DJ shouldn't have dropped it.

Oh yea yea, the refs had me wishing I was from Philly and had the ole frozen batteries.

Oh yea we also had several long drives with some key third down conversions. Sam finally ran more like I been saying forever to do and it was a quick and cool 68 yards.

Hubbard ran like a boss though and fights for yards so he's a good backup who can obviously come in and run well when needed.

The team did anything but quit on Rhule or each other. You could see they had each other's back pushing when they were on our guys and fighting back. Gilmores INT they all got together....this is great to see. They clearly respect Gilmore and seemed to rally around the veteran. Abdullah looks to be a legit complimentary back and actually did more of what CMC is able to do(cmc lite) whereas Hubbard should probably stick to being a runner only and leave the catching to CMC and Abdullah. Even when Abdullah catches it he fires right off quickly whereas Hubbard when he finally does catch a pass it seems to be in slow motion to get going.

From way back when:

That's because your IQ is at least 70. There was a tweet in the mega thread that basically said "Watson to Miami. Uhhh Except literally not" And people were like AAAAHHHH ITS OVER. Welp there goes that. Thank god now we can move on.