Pejorative Miscreant

IDK about the Panthers but the Bears MVP is David fuggin Tepper

I can empathize with him and anyone in terms of working toward a goal and falling short. Sucks when that happens to people particularly when they are younger.  But dude has a huge golden parachute so no, I don’t feel one bit sorry for him.  If this football thing doesn’t work out he will simply go into early retirement with millions in the bank.  He will land on his feet.  
 

My 80 proof Panthers Jingle Bells Cover is coming along

Dashing through the summer

with dreams of playoffs in some heads

Team takes the field in the fall

and firmly shiits the bed!

Oh this team sucks, this team sucks

Tepper your a fool

Who woulda thunk

we could get worse

after firing dumbass Rhule.

I dont blame Eddy.  Suckage is contagious.

Ass

Sanders just doubled his production for the year

Watching Taysum Hill spit tobacco is so exciting.  Way to go Fox

Vilma selling "Bryce Young's Big Arm" hard.

Derrick Brown throwin people.

Ate up 59 seconds of clock if you count the hang time on the kick.  Go offense!

57 minutes ago, Jackie Lee said:

Chris Olave active for the Saints. Gonna need about 15 fantasy points from him. Speaking of why the fug is Carr playing with 2 concussions and multiple other injuries when Jameis is sitting on the bench? Winston would make the game way more fun to watch 

Apparently Olave has been sick all week.  That being the case, I fully expect to see him torch us today.

1 hour ago, Panthers Fan 69 said:

I have about 8 IPAs ready to go today. Gonna be fun 

Better go make a beer run if you are planning on watching the whole game. That’s gonna be gone by 2nd quarter 2 minute warning. 

Pie for OP. I absolutely love it!
 

Inspired to make a thread as shiity as the the team we support. Although OP falls well short of that mark, we should heap praise for the effort.  

On 12/7/2023 at 9:06 AM, BenjaminBreeg said:

"I heard you're a Bryce Young fan... come here, come here..."

All the balls float down here Davy…. They all float…

7 minutes ago, bythenbrs said:

Before we hire a head coach, we need the services of a priest to perform an exorcism.  There is a lot of bad ju ju around this franchise…

If this is the case, the demon(s) that needs to be exorcised would have to seek out the priest.  Not gonna happen.

Sanders is looking for someone to tackle him

The travesty is that the 2023 Panthers is an historically awful team (maybe not the worst ever but definitely in the conversation).  That said, IMO this historically awful Panther's team is the main contributor to the historically awful NFC South. 

Unfortunately, Jerry Reed is dead so you are likely gonna get the same energy level as you had with Frank.

RIP Snowman

Cant imagine a Belichick/Tepper marriage lasting long but it should be a real hoot for us fans.

19 hours ago, SaltAndPepper said:

11/27/2023... the culimation of many things... and in my book... the darkest, coldest day in Panthers franchise history. 

Spot on, but the sad thing is, your post will not age well.  It will likely get darker and colder unless something changes at the top.

25 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Funny because when he was a rookie, Brown got the same vitriol Bryce gets now.

Good point.  I think it actually extended further than his rookie season and he wore the bust moniker until he didnt.

24 minutes ago, AceBoogie said:

The #1 player you need to continue to evaluate is your QB. Shut up with this Dalton poo. Don’t y’all understand Bryce at this point IS the team. This is going to be built around him like it or not. 

Agreed.  Gotta try and see what you have even if it is ugly. 

Sorry to be a killjoy but its likely that the official GM/HC list consists of Scott Fitterer and Frank Reich.

Happy Thanksgiving??

Makes sense what Greg is saying and what some have said all along.  I have concerns about Bryce that grow weekly but agree with him completely.