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jasonluckydog

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  1. I remember my graduation I woke up put on a bathrobe walked to the mailbox and the mailman pulled up and handed me my diploma, it was mailed 1st class.
  2. This is so crazy I just found out Cam is my cousin, he needs to take care of his family first.
  3. If I can pontificate a bit, for your education, one of the rules of the Internet is "There are no girls on the Internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to #$%$ you, so they pay attention to you and pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to #$%$ you. This means that the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my #$%$ in you. When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet. The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your #$%$. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body. TL/DR: #$%$ or GTFO
  4. It must be broken cause I dont see my name.
  5. She loves dolphins so surprise her and take her to Seaworld
  6. Bob is just another stain in Goodells underwear
  7. I have no idea I can speculate but this being the NFL nothing is a sure thing.
  8. Hell I'm 40 and I don't understand half of them.
  9. fug that when the old lady comes out of her house ram her with your car
  10. You should pretend not to know her and start a romance with her then marry her after 2 weeks divorce her clean out her bank accounts and put her house up for sale. Next you should have her arrested for abusing her daughter and get full custody of her then sell her daughter to ISIS. That will teach her.
  11. Born in Philadelphia was a diehard Eagles fan but I'm a traitor left them when the Panthers were born. I call South Carolina my true home been here 39 years. Eagle fans and the city make me sick.
  12. I was hoping for 8 games I need my Jimmy Garapollooo rookie card to up in value
  13. Nvmd dude will probably be suspended after he stole his truck back.
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