Mother Grabber

Top 10 list of Samuel L Jackson quotes that went around when Episode 1 came out: 10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfugin' droids you're looking for. 9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy motherfuger. 8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfugin' stormtrooper in the room ... accept no substitutes. 7. If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the fug we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine. 6. Feel the Force, Motherfuger. 5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'? 4. You sendin' the Fett? poo, Hutt, that's all you had to say! 3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie. 2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? Then why are you tryin' to fug him like one? 1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Ass Mother fuger.'

Is that the joker's first job? before he found his true calling.

That's Brandi

That has 'Derrrrrrrrr' written all over it.

Gold medal winning, camel toe team?

Best children's book ever.

ever read The Story of Ferdinand?

Clearly written by someone who hasn't had to pay the bills, yet.

He outkicked his coverage with her....

I think #4 should read, "Sexual intercourse between unrelated couples is illegal in Georgia." That makes more sense.

HA! Chinese is a sexual orientation.

He'd better hurry. Once he gets cut, Cam can have it fo free.

more pics. less talk.

He was 'over the every damn thing' on that play.

Why the fug would anyone want to do that? Ow.