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Trade XL to the Cowboys. Jerry is a senile idiot and will happily fork over draft picks for him. He can chill on the bench with Mingo.

You have to score at least 1 point before you start talking trash. Sorry, I don't make the rules around here.

After spending 5 consecutive 1st round picks on offense, and the GDP of a small country on the OLine.

Defense is being held together by duct tape and toothpicks, at least they have an excuse to suck.

Panthers are ass but funny enough they're the 2nd best team in the NFC South. Go check out the Saints rn if you need a good laugh.

it's like people think we're bad or something

Harbaugh now 13-6 after taking over one of the worst teams in the league. Boy woulda been nice to get this guy but can't happen because Tepper

The schedule is so fugging easy TBH

Any reasonably competent team would finish week 7 sitting at 7-0 or 6-1

Can't wait for BY's heroic 4th quarter drive pulling out an amazing TD pass with 13 seconds to go to cut the lead to 36.

Garbage Time GOAT

It's just a slow start, guys. Be patient, year 27 of the rebuild is gonna be fugging lit

Attributes we need to focus on when searching for our next QB...

1) Can see over the steering wheel when driving

2) Can eat at restaurants without using a booster seat

3) Can ride the rollercoasters at Carowinds

If we can find someone who can hit on all 3 of those, might just be onto something

If you need someone to run your multi-billion dollar business, maaayyyybe don't hire a guy whose previous work experience includes repeated blows to the head and literal brain damage but IDK.

1.32 — WR Xavier Legette

2.46 — RB Jonathon Brooks

3.72 — LB Trevin Wallace

4.101 — TE Ja'Tavion Sanders

5.157 — CB Chau Smith-Wade

6.200 — DT Jaden Crumedy

7.240 — LB Michael Barrett

lol

21 hours ago, MHS831 said:

 

hello, fellow football players

He finally hit puberty so that's a good sign. Proud of ya, little buddy.

Definitely eyeing Stutsman in the 4th.

44 minutes ago, Jon Snow said:

I don't think any fanbase is completely happy with their teams draft picks this morning. It's just that kind of draft.

I'd be doing backflips if I were Cleveland right now. Huge haul of picks and still land Mason Graham. The Ravens getting Starks at 27 is also pretty nuts.

5 minutes ago, TheSpecialJuan said:

https://x.com/joshnorris/status/1915649399583014987?s=46&t=xeIgh_-Vr2aKxBkBJdfnKA

Curious as to what the Cowboys were willing to give up. I would have taken 12+44 in a heartbeat.

37 minutes ago, flagfootballcoach28 said:

https://youtube.com/shorts/JTIzvSMp7Eo?si=HQv3mw4gYGreJDWq

Yeah he's excellent at making contested catches, I'll give him that. Big, slow receiver that can't get open, but he can make contested catches if you're willing to throw it up into these small windows. Take that FWIW if you think it's worth the pick.

9 minutes ago, Smitty will punch you said:

Bro what do you want? TH is prolly one of the best college football players we’ve ever seen. And you mad our new pick didnt dominate him? lol 

This is a top 10 pick, not some mid rounder. Dominate him, no, but he should be winning his fair share of those snaps. Being completely blanket covered anytime he's lined up against TH and producing 15 yards, for a #8 overall player? Yikes.

9 minutes ago, tukafan21 said:

Oh, the previous year when he had 9 catches for 107 yards in the game, while catching (I believe, again, not trying to re-research it at this point) 3 of the 5 targets he had while Hunter was covering him, including a 1 on 1 red zone matchup where T-Mac created separation in a short space and made a nasty catch for the Touchdown, oh and not to mention also drawing a PI call on Hunter in coverage as well?

Yea, what a bum we just drafted.

 

Most of those stats came against significantly weaker players, exactly like I said. Despite the fact that TH covered him more than anyone else, he had only 3 catches for 15 yards against TH. Yes, one of those catches was a TD, on a absolutely perfect pass in a super tiny window because TMac couldn't actually get separation.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3 minutes ago, tukafan21 said:

Hunter came into the game hurt, played sparingly in the 1st half and then didn't play a single snap in the 2nd half, literally not one and if I remember correctly, he had even changed into street clothes at halftime so he wasn't even dressed in the 2nd half.

Yeah that's why he was able to notch a whopping 5 catches for 38 yards, instead of the 15 yards he did the previous year when TH was healthy. I did notice TH wasn't on him for most of the game BTW, but doesn't change anything I said.