Stumpy

It should be, but Rod heard that people on the internet think it's dumb, so he won't.

That would be surprising on a few different levels...

Martin Van Merman with the triumphant return...

Hopefully this isnt Freddie related... Amir was a decent prospect for TB before realizing that if he ever cracked the NHL he would have to live in Florida, and bolting for the KHL. Dudes got decent size and good numbers over in mother Russia. Was a former teammate of Pyotr Kochetkov. Is the current best friend of Andrei Svechnikov. And, went viral a few months ago for this masterpiece of interpersonal communication...

'Playoff Time Is My Time': Andrei Svechnikov Bouncing Back, Making Huge Postseason Impact For Carolina "Obviously, it was a hard season for me, but right now, in the playoff times, it's kind of my time," Svechnikov said following his three goal outing in Game 4. "I love this time of the year. Playing a physical game and just trying to do everything I can to help my team win the game." And Svechnikov is doing a lot to help his team win. The Russian winger leads the team in goals (4), points (5), shots on goal (13) and is one of eight players with double-digit hits (11). He also leads all forwards in total chances while he's on the ice (82) and Corsi For (67.21%), expected goals for (70.03%), high-danger chances (20) and has yet to be on the ice for a goal against.

Coming soon...

Nor sure I'd want to be Timo on Tuesday... Svech, clearly, has plans for him!

And finished with a .933

Oh fug off you fuging *****!

You gotta be fuging kidding me! fug these gd bitch ass fuging refs!

Shot: Chaser:

Lol... ok guy.

Now, we have to start Kochetkov, cold, with an exhausted defense in front of him in a possible series tying game.

Blake is such a grimy guy... I fuging love it!

Orlov planking that puck might've just saved the game!

I need a gif of Jarvy getting that shot off on his ass

AHO BABY!!!!

Absolutely insane! Maybe goaltending really is voodoo.