Stumpy

Pretty sure they're all Elon's kids, so it's ok...

I just did. Care to elaborate on what conclusions I'm supposed to draw?

Go look at the world outside. It's not just this place that has changed. You are nostalgic for a world that doesn't exist anymore. Prolonged exposure to the internet has turned everyone into a cynic. Covid revealed that society is just a thin veneer of paper mache MacGyvered together with some bubblegum and Matt Ryan's braided belt. Fast forward 5 years, and the world is sitting at the precipice of WW3, complete with threats of nuclear annihilation. Yeah, people are a little on edge. If you want this place to be a little more enjoyable, stop Karenning the lowly mods or appealing to an absentee landlord who quite literally could not give a fug. Go volunteer at a soup kitchen or ask your church if there is a local family you could sponsor. TLDR: make the world better and maybe the huddle will follow suit.

Try explaining to a high school kid that the Panthers have more playoff wins than Buffalo. Make sure you write you wife's number on your arm first si that you can call her from the looney bin after they have you committed...

Id rather not risk downgrading 1/3 of our top 6. Jarvis is on pace to become an elite NHL winger. So, let's completely reset his development and negate any growing self confidence. It's giving some real Jeremy Chinn vibes...

Great article explaining our changing philosophies around team building and scouting in the Tulsky era. Well worth the read! Puts the Miller signing in a new perspective...

The one chink in our armor, the only weak link, our one weakness... It's been going on for years, now. It's been talked about ad nauseum. We've been hoping someone would take KKs job ever since we got him, Rod especially! RBA wants a new 2 so bad, all it takes is a stiff breeze for KK to find his ass on the bench. ETs been searching high and low, turning over every rock to find a replacement. Literal gallons of digital ink has been spilled bemoaning our kryptonic quagmire. And, none of it has gotten us anywhere. Centers don't grow on trees (they're actually tubers, if you were curious) and the teams lucky enough to have more than one are loathe to part with them. Why not grow our own? DIY is all the rage, now. And, we just so happen to have a forward prospect in desperate need of an NHL roster spot. At 5'11" 172 lbs, he's got a bit more size than some of our other options, with the frame to add more. A natural goal scorer that would fit in most teams top 6. I have to imagine that the team will give him every opportunity to win the job in camp. The only way I can see Nadeau spending another year in the AHL is if he's learning a new position.

The one chink in our armor, the only weak link, our one weakness... It's been going on for years, now. It's been talked about ad nauseum. We've been hoping someone would take KKs job ever since we got him, Rod especially! RBA wants a new 2 so bad, all it takes is a stiff breeze for KK to find his ass on the bench. ETs been searching high and low, turning over every rock to find a replacement. Literal gallons of digital ink has been spilled bemoaning our kryptonic quagmire. And, none of it has gotten us anywhere. Centers don't grow on trees (they're actually tubers, if you were curious) and the teams lucky enough to have more than one are loathe to part with them. Why not grow our own? DIY is all the rage, now. And, we just so happen to have a forward prospect in desperate need of an NHL roster spot. At 5'11" 172 lbs, he's got a bit more size than some of our other options, with the frame to add more. A natural goal scorer that would fit in most teams top 6. I have to imagine that the team will give him every opportunity to win the job in camp. The only way I can see Nadeau spending another year in the AHL is if he's learning a new position.

Yeah, Chatty is a nonstarter for just about any trade.

I like everything except Jarvy to 2C. Size is an issue, but his FO% is atrocious! Leave him on the wing where he excels in almost every aspect we ask of him.

Where are you finding a 2G better than Freddie?

I would love to see Ryabkin make the big squad. He's that sandpaper we've been missing. If Aho is 250 grit and Carrier is 80 grit, this dude is that rough 5 grit that'll take your fingerprints off... Also...

Pretty good write up on one of our four 2nd round picks...

Tulsky's secret algorithm:

I like my way better...

Although, with Haula now in the west, it all but guarantees a CAR v NSH cup finals. How else would we continue our annual tradition of sending him home to golf?

An XL/Seth Jarvis crossover might legitimately be the funniest thing ever made. Please, someone, make it happen!

Fify

I thought you weren't watching anymore...?

The fug was Robinson doing there?!?

fuging huge save by Freddie there!