Way to pump up the crowd for gameday... lol
How about something like...
(Ahem)
Despite half our team being in the ICU, and the ther half the morgue, we still have the 2nd best record in the eastern conference and top 5 overall in the league. While on the mend, we are still pacing our Stanley Cup competition.
At the same time, we have established proven depth and may have found a few gems for the future. Not to mention increasing the value of our prospect pool in case Tulsky decides to go shopping at the deadline.
Oh, and our young Russian import we've been drooling over for years is finally here and looks every part the budding superstar we all fantasized he could be.
Some fans might be disappointed with how our season has started. But, I promise you, GMs around the league are terrified watching what's going down in Raleightown!
Now...