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Quote the post then, Nostradumbass.

What if Teddy2string is starting because Deshaun forgot to wear a tie on the team plane?

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*checks user name* Yep, that checks out.

I understand the reticence to draft a QB top 10 just because we desperately need one. Do these QBs entering the draft have some warts? Yes, but nothing even close to an ongoing sexual assault investigation. There's also the knife fighting and screaming "I'm gonna Sandusky you!" Do we need a MLB? Yes. Desperately? Maybe. Desperately enough to spend a top 10 pick on one who might be just as likely be roaming sideline to sideline for San Quinten for a decade as for the Panthers. Gross Matos has been implicated in this incident as well. If even an iota of what has been alleg

Everybody knows that bears have the smallest peens relative to their body size. That's why they're so mad all the time. "What's that bear doing over there with such a tiny dick?"

FIFY

Came to this thread to post exactly this.

Imagine betting CLE +3 only to lose on a last second kick off return for a safety. Lmao!

This is the talking point that I still don't understand. Joe Brady has never been a coordinator before. He had never even called plays before this season. Its not like he has an established system that he's been executing for years. Outside of a few specific plays he stole from past employers its a completely new system. I'm sure there are some overall philosophical ideas Brady has for his offense. But, its not a fully fledged out system with intracacies so deep only a veteran with experience in it could run. If anything, science has shown unequivocably that younger people learn

"The play I signaled in was actually a good play, as well. But we just didn’t execute,” fuging SMH This guy just can't take responsibility for anything! I don't know if there is any player I've hated more than good ole likable Teddy Bridgetoterribilia.

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Don't forget about Ryan Finley in Cincinnati. QBU baby!

I'm right there with you. Six days a week, I want us to lose out. On gameday, I want that effing win. Its a weird dichotomy, but here we are.

[footballhistorianvoice]All of you rubes are too naive to see the absolute reality of the situation. Your lack of understanding clearly stems from an ignorance of the laws of physics. The second law of thermodynamics states that the total entropy of an isolated system can never decrease over time, and is constant if and only if all processes are reversible. Isolated systems spontaneously evolve towards thermodynamic equilibrium, the state with maximum entropy. Therefore, Teddy 2 Shits cannot possibly be responsible for anything because he is not now the same person as he was when he