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Which one is the nightmare?

wow...

fuging freddy...

trailed most of the game. battled hard in the 3rd. tied it after pulling the goalie with under a minute. Freddie immediately blows it with 14.1 left... let's see what happens

The proletariat.

love seeing Aho get in on so many scrums this year! That is spreading...

Oh it's happenin cappenin!

That nightmare wasn't on freddy... somebody dropped the ball big to let Olefson get that wide open... And now a dumb penalty to boot. yay!

our veteran line putting the team on their back...

wtf fug is Freddie's deal man? best goalie in the league for a good portion of the season to straight ass for the last few weeks? and no real injuries that we know of to explain it... maybe he's just coming back down to earth from career best numbers to the same player he always was. #PYOTR2022

I was trying to remember the name. Mathis is exactly where my mind went. That's what we get for drafting a dude named Evan... lol

The bottlecaps have had our number in recent years. And had it earlier this season, even if we were depleted at the time. A beatdown like this late in the season will stay in their minds and add a boost to our own guys confidence that they can beat the wheels off of any team in the league if they play to their strengths. Also... fug Ovi and that entire organization I pray that they fold that entire franchise and move the team to Moscow after Putin wins WW3

Fug the Caps and the city they represent! I don't care how we beat them, but we needed this game tonight against this team. We'll probably see them again in the playoffs and we need to know that we can dismantle them and dress them down in front of their own fans.

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Just realised the game was on. Been moving all day... WTF happened?!? (in a good way) Let's keep this going. I want to put up a TD+ on these beltway bitches!

Jar Jar Binks still getting top billing even with El Nino roaring back to action...

The projected lineup for tonight's 7 p.m. start is: Forwards: Teravainen - Aho - Jarvis Svechnikov - Trocheck - Necas Niederreiter - Staal - Fast Lorentz - Kotkaniemi - Stepan Defensemen: Slavin - DeAngelo Skjei - Pesce Cole - Bear Starting Goalie: Andersen Injuries: Martinook Scratches: Domi (not yet with the team) Smith

Doesn't sound like we're gonna see the homie Domi tonight...

Is it hard to moderate with a Tarheel blue dick in your mouth?

You see, Tepper has been accused by the Council and is facing discommendation. Ole Brass Balls has appointed Rhule as his cha'Dich. Coach Brind'Amour will engage the 2 usurper in sacred combat at center ice before the puck drops. After Rod The Bod slays the usurpers, the last vestiges of the old gods will die with them. A new day will be born in Carolina pro sports. The Canes will bring ANOTHER championship back to this fine state...

Let's send the Leaflets back to their sad little City of Other People's Gloves with their tails between their legs...

8 yrs/$40 mil is a great deal for us... he's only going to continue to get better.

Forgot TDAbis still out... lol 1 prediction out the window...

David vs Goliath... Batman vs Joker... Superman vs an inert rock... US voters vs their own interests... Some battles will go down in the history books, tales for the ages. This won't be one of those tales. Sure, Colorado leads the President's Trophy race. But, let's be real, the western conference is Panthers OLine level bad this year. They've been beating up on the Matt Rhules and Sam Darnolds of the hockey world. Let's show these High Country Hillbillies some Carolina Homegrown hospitality and send them home with glassy red eyes in a cloud of despair! Prediction: Aho 3pts TDA 1 assist 1 fight Trochek 2pts

You see, in Linvillese, "massive red flags" translates to "a name that doesn't rhyme with damn vowel," or alternatively " doesn't wear enough baby blue."