Stumpy

Kucci Mane for the shutout!

Latest rankings from NYT/Athletic They do some goofy Severence tie-in. But, basically pointing out each teams most consequential flaw/issue... Our innies pored through the data in each team’s file, revealing one scary number that needs to be refined for reasons that are mysterious and important. ... 5. Carolina Hurricanes, 42-22-4 Last week: 7 Mark L. rank: 4 Dom L. rank: 5 -0.19 Andrei Svechnikov is in a drought. Since the beginning of February, Svechnikov has just one goal and six points in 11 games, 43 percent of the expected goals and has been outscored 9-5. His average Game Score — the scary number above — is one of the worst marks on the Hurricanes over that stretch. It’s clear something is up with Svechnikov considering he’s missed some time with injury, but it’s still a really tough stretch for a team that needs its stars to be stars. With Mikko Rantanen gone, the Hurricanes are back to needing more offensive punch and it doesn’t help that Svechnikov looked the way he did before injury. Can’t depend on Mark Jankowski scoring on every shot he takes forever, but maybe it’s time for Seth Jarvis to really step up on the top line.

Jarvy Havoc!!!

If I took Burns in the 1st goal game, does that count?

Welp... Burns got his streak, and directly gave up a goal this time!

Aho

If you bitch when we make moves for the future bc it won't help us win a cup this year, and you bitch when we make moves for the present bc we're sacrificing some possible future, one might come to conclude that you just like to bitch.

Itshappening.gif The ruskie bout to be looskie!!!

The STAR that pierced the sky, he left us all behind, we're left to wonder why, he left us aaaaaaall behind. Hey Miss Mikko, bye-bye Hey Miss Mikko, bye-bye We've got Hall, Stay-nkoven and Jankovich, Whoa-oa-oaaa. (Lyrical styling stolen from reddit)

Not just movies. Apparently, he's making music, now, too! Was perusing the record store when I came across this little gem from Jarvy's new side project...

Sometimes I forget how young Svech still is...

My android doesn't have to much trouble posting. But, it does get pretty glitchy at times.

Not that I know of, off hand, but I can root around the old hardrive...

T-shirt or hoodie?

We've given up 9 goals in the last 7 games.

Kucci Mane with the shutout! I feel like I played some small part in it...

Looks like a pretty one sided match up, on paper...

Sticking with Morrow... he's been buzzing!

Morrow

If the Canes don't find a way to auction this off at their next charity event they are missing out on a gold mine! https://bsky.app/profile/beloitdavisja.bsky.social/post/3lkbdlxzdrk2d Err... guess bluesky doesn't embed. Weaksauce....

5 in a row with dominant wins over Winnipeg and Tampa when we are supposed to be the laughing stock of the league?!?

I mean its not the worst strategy if you're playing the Canes...

Nah, just struggle typing and driving at the same time... lol Im delayed, not the stream haha

Full minute of double PP time!!

Lmao cooper's mouth got one of his guys put in the box!