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I don't know much about any of the kids in the draft so you get an A+ grade from me.

So did @CarolinaHuddle get a press pass for the game?

Fugging epic and the perfect metaphor

If I win them then I authorize Zod to give them to you.

Awesome of you. I don't need the tickers but if I win those field passes I will donate them to somebody else on here because I would probably punch Russell Wilson or Pete Carol in the face when I saw them on the field. I got field passes to the Giants game in 2011 and got in trouble for booing Justin Tuck. Sometimes it's just hard to turn it off. To those Hawks fans that will be in attendance on Sunday:

Ball in left hand has a weighted sleeve on it. Ball in right hand does not.

^this

Seahawks fans are mad and talking trash because Russell Wilson is in a commercial sharing a pool with Macklemore. He also drinks water that heals concussions and he refuses to give the D to his pop singer girlfriend who may actually be Macklemore. Our guy wears bedazzled shoes at his press conference and makes cool commercials and actually has sex with his girlfriend. We win. Screw these clowns anyway, we aren't even playing this weekend.

Has Russell been able to turn Ciara into a virgin again? That Macklemore commercial is embarrassing.

I bet Walmart started selling Seahawk jerseys in Augusta in 2013.

Says the guy from Augusta GA. I've lived in the south since i was shitting meconium 40 years ago. NEVER, and i mean NEVER saw any Seahawk gear east of the Mississippi. 2012th Man alert.

We need to pressure Eli up the middle. But hopefully the ends can feast on an OT with a bum ankle.

I'd trim your beard by hand PhillyB. No homo

You're talking about a group of people that make Karl from Sling Blade look like Carl Sagan.

It's pathetic that a 9-0 team will come home to a stadium that will be full of opposing fans. Same old, same old at BofA.

Don't touch one after eating a Cajun Filet Biscuit. It gets all slippery.

Dat klan hood is epic.

Ralo, did you call into the Mac Attack show this morning?

Lighten up Francis it's all in good fun.

So much better than some stupid ass Blue Dog reprint. George Rodrique can suck it. This thread contains true art. I feel like James Watson and Francis Crick must have felt when they finished the race for the double helix.

Sadly there will be a poo ton of Packer fans in BofA on Sunday as well so crowd noise might be nuetralized a bit.

I read that stat today and couldn't believe it. I think it was 0-9 against +.500 teams on the road since 2012? Would have never guessed that.

Hey Philly, I just found Alicejandra Lastra on Twitter. Oh and great work as usual. @MensHumor: You betta werk! https://t.co/1GYMGa0Llo

Phenomenal