The NFL Shield At Midfield

I bet Dallas would be losing 14-0 right now if Bryce Young was their quarterback

14-0 way to go moron

Nice going dipshit, holy fug what a stupid ass decision

*phone call on draft night* "Now, you know we expect you to put up a 158 passer rating when Micah Parsons is getting a free hit on you after the snap right?"

Time for Bryce Young to once again fail to elevate his teammates

Yeah I'm fine

"guys I said the o-line is bad once after I posted ten million times about how Nicole Tepper personally selected Bryce Young and he wouldn't start for a middle school team"

I bet CJ Stroud would be able to complete passes getting hit fuging 1 second after the snap

@frankw @mrcompletely11 what the fug is any quarterback supposed to do with this

Here we see a quarterback failing to elevate his teammates

They're talking about Dallas winning on the road Bro this isn't a road game for the Cowboys

Third Leg Greg on the call

lol the whole NFL on FOX broadcast is a Jerry Jones/Jimmy Johnson circle jerk

Well, I can't knock the enthusiasm

I'm still definitely rooting for us to win. Obviously we have nothing to gain from a loss other than maybe draft pick positioning in the second round and later. I'd say 70% Dallas just shits on us, 20% we get something like Miami where we get up on a far superior team and then they open up a can of whoop-ass and win in a blowout, 10% Panthers blindly stumble to an extremely improbable win.

He's finished Until we cut him in the offseason, some other team picks him up, and he starts going to Pro Bowls.

lol a bunch of 49ers fans (blue) all over the country are looking at that map like "dammit why"

Bryce should probably talk to an end of life counselor before kickoff

I used to get so pissed at PSL holders who'd sell their tickets to opposing fans. LoYaLtY tO tHe TeAm and all that. Over the past several years though I'm like fug it, you just converted a miserable afternoon getting beer spilled on you and challenged to fights by some drunk Cowboys fan from Hickory to a nice day trip to the mountains or something.

Every dipshit Cowboys fan within 200 miles of Charlotte would do anything to get a ticket to this massacre. Them and the Steelers reliably own our stadium.

When did this happen?

Buffalo has turned the ball over twice before the halfway mark of the first quarter

Lions drop Chargers in LA

Their starting QB was... John Skelton maybe? I don't remember. The main thing I remember was Ted Ginn, who was then a Cardinal, getting laid out and fumbling on a kickoff return. That was the turning point in the game.