The NFL Shield At Midfield

What an absolute laser, good God

Arizona is going to put a 40 burger on us no matter who is starting.

We're all old and have seen this bullshit before

Taking it to the Lions in the coldest game in the history of BOA was the literal high point of the Tepper era. We had an identity, and it was that we're going to line up and run the ball down your throat. It was nothing fancy but the team clearly loved Steve Wilks and played hard for him.

Give me late career Jake Delhomme stepping into sacks and throwing INTs into triple coverage all day over this bullshit.

The only bright spot is that TMac looks like a legit baller. He walked onto the field for his first game as a good NFL WR and will only get better.

I turned the game off and took a nap at the start of the weather delay. After that first INT I knew it was over. I woke up around 4 or something, turned the game back on, was not surprised in the slightest, and then turned it back off. We're the Browns or Lions of the 2000s now. Multiple double digit loss seasons in a row. Haven't sniffed the playoffs in ages. Constantly cycling coaching staffs, QBs, and FO personnel, but always being fuging terrible. Maybe a couple of players on the roster are decent in isolation, but being competitive or even watchable just feels like an impossible pipe dream.

Oh great, so we get to sit around for a while to get back to our ass whooping

That's game. If we don't have a three and out on the next drive I'll be shocked.

Yeah that's it, we're going to be in the market for a QB next draft

That screams that they aren't scared of our offense in the slightest

My final locked in prediction: 31-13 Jacksonville

I'm starting Travis Hunter in one of my DFS lineups because I'm convinced they're going to use him on some horseshit trick play that results in a TD.

The absolute definition of a toe-tapping score just now. That was in by a molecule of rubber.

Duke is hanging tough with #11 Illinois

The hardest hit you'll see this weekend and it was friendly fire

I guess the sound engineer pressed the right button for the Brazilian national anthem

What in the fug am I listening to

A player ejected on the first play and now a weather delay. This game has it all.

Inches Sanders

Any time the Cowboys are good the world is a worse place.

There are more human cases of rabies every year than he has touchdown catches too, so it works on multiple levels.

My honest prediction is a blowout loss similar to the 2024 opener. Like 35-10 or 35-13 sounds about right to me.

So there's a dog in the booth