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Thank Godfrey got the wind knocked out of him.

TD incoming.

fug you Woods. You piece of poo.

Wow @ Beason's speed on that play.

We're all fuged up.

Yes, b/c Rivera has a proven track record of flawless game management and personnel decisions.

Probably wouldn't happen if be didn't back up 20 yards off of his guy.

Norman is out for the game.

Awesome. CJ IS DOWN.

LOL I now nickname Norman "WHOOPIE" as in cushion. This dude never learns.

But that's what we should be doing anyway... Slants, drags, screens, quick outs, then hit them with verticals, posts, corners, etc. have to set them up. Also, the coaches need to see that uptempo offenses aren't inherently evil. They actually work to your advantage as it did for us in the last two mins. The less time you take to get the playcall in, set the play up, get lined up, and run it, the less time you give the defense to key on things and make adjustments.

Our stupid ass coaches should take notes and start running uptempo in the 2nd half. But they won't. Instead, Ron will opt to run the ball like it's pre-forward pass era and hope the defense wins.

I think we just settled for the FG.

Hmm... Uptempo offense is the devil. Amirite Ronnie?

"But honey, this guy is in desperate need of help. And he's a prince! He said he'll return it to us ten fold!"

I think our players are punking Rivera. They know he's so dumb they want to see what they can convince him to throw a flag on. "Should I throw a flag guys? What do i do?" *looks around like an idiot*

And Rivera continues to blow timeouts like his mouth does Fua.

Meanwhile Shula and Rivera are working towards sliding Cam down yet another notch on the young QB ladder behind Manuel.

Hey Shula... that was a good time for a play called a screen.

Can ya'll tell me with any degree of honesty that you will be happy with this game if we actually ended up winning it? I won't be.

Wow. Just wow. Shula and Rivera are each half-retarded, so combined they make one full retard.

"Now that was a good running play" said the year 1959.

Cam is passing like The Golden Calf of Bristol.

I wonder if it is actually that Shula did revamp the offense to the point of changing verbiage, philosophy, and reads? Perhaps that why Cam is so indecisive?

I didn't even comment on his preseason accuracy, b/c it was preseason. Accuracy isn't his problem today. It's EVERYTHING. He isn't making reads, he's holding the ball too long, and he isn't getting out soon enough once he decides he isn't going to throw it. Problem is, it appears someine is open and open EARLY everytime.