Jon Snow

Love the write ups a pictures Jeremy.   Don't listen to the critics on here.  I appreciate all you do to keep us minions informed. 

Posting for the hell of it.

Much appreciated.

I have two pair a camo cargo shorts. I only wear cargo shorts in the summer myself

Would someone please lock this thing finally so we all can move on?

Just gonna make it sweeter when we kick that ass on Thanksgiving.

I didn't walk at mine and I'm a nobody. His choice man, get off his nuts.

maybe we can get him an ALL PRO membership to the Huddle.

He's not worth that much! Come on man! We ain't overpaying.

I don't twat.

Now I'm just waiting for the first southerner to come in and bring up the superiority of Dukes to Kraft

Dukes>Kraft all day.

What are you OP, 12? Nicknames are earned from teammates not random message board posters.

Am I bad person for finding this statement hilarious?

That makes two of us. I had the exact same thought after I quit laughing.

The football God's need to make this happen as compensation for the Hardy fiasco. We're due some good karma for a change. If it happens I will laugh my ass off.

It's like taking a mullegin I guess?

AJ Klein is still on the team right? Glanton looked serviceable. It doesn't make sense to the uninformed masses.

This is who he'll be competing against for a spot. If he beats one of them out then it's an upgrade obviously and a bonus for special teams. Not a bad gamble for a 5th. I like it.

Nippleshorts is killing it in the draft.

Is no one else getting frustrated with "panfanman"? Maybe I need to chill

You're not the only one.

I'm certain that this guy is exactly the type of player Gettlemen covets and is higher on his draft board than many realize. He will play a lot on this team no matter what round he's drafted in and you can count on that. If Gettlemen pulls the trigger if he's there in round 1 I guarantee Shaq plays day 1 and does well. That's how much faith I have in Gettlemen's evaluation given his philosophy in building a team. No worries, he got dis.

I don't get it.

I'm about to clean this place out, Rick Grimes style.

Making popcorn now!

Greg Jennings is signing somewhere else.

Predictably, the idiots are in panic and bash mode.

Damn! That's all? Shoot, it's Jennings loss, things are building in Carolina and if he doesn't want to come here that's cool by me. Nippleshorts isn't through churning.

What the hell is going on in here tonight? Where did all these lunatics come from and what are they freaking out about?

To Gettleman, this is like finding a slightly used pair of coaching shorts at a consignment sale. If he pulls them up past his nips and they show too much moose knuckle, the hell with it. He's only out a few dollars.

This guy, this guy right here, he gets it.

Bring that dummy Patterson with him too!

This reminds me of the scene in Forrest Gump when he's discovered by the college coach.

So I didn't butcher his name? Great, that's a first!