Chaos

Gotdamn Horn

Why are Corbett and Bryce so out of sync?  Maybe zero preseason reps?  I don’t know. 

Snapping with :00 on the play clock every single play, I’m so over this sloppy poo

It’s always crazy to me how months and months of hope and optimism can disappear in 30 minutes. Poof, gone. Dead. 

Wow what poo

6 minutes ago, MHS831 said:

Corbett's snaps, Legette's route running, LB play, Qb play, OLB pressurelessness, this is horrible.

Great summary 

Clearly the Carolina Panthers keep their collective thumb up their ass during preseason to keep this elite team under wraps. 

Corbett can’t snap then commits a dumb penalty

The epidemic of the play clock running out and desperate snaps in Carolina. 

Constant high snaps to a short QB. What can go wrong?

When the game resumes, I vote they skip halftime. Completely unnecessary now. 

1 minute ago, Zod said:

The only hope for the panthers today...

Lightning.

1.21 jiggawatts of disappointment

Just play in the lightning you pussies

I can't believe I got drunk for fuging nothing

Terrible fuging pass

Damn this dude yapping

Just now, Proudiddy said:

When JAX went for it on their own 40, that tells you all you need to know.  No one respects us, and it’s been that way for a very long time now.

Yep, they were laughing about it

Fire Evero

2nd and 20 to a big gain and first down. Panthers D in mid season form. 

I feel like I'm going to puke, ngl

And the Storm defeats the Rockets in Space!  

Better than the Trash Panda Sammy.  

1 hour ago, Move the Panthers to Raleigh said:

I'm really trying to work on my NC sports optimism. Don't deny me this, man

Charlotte FC and Canes. We’ve got 2 out of 4 respectable franchises. 

I see nothing but pro bowlers

Bring back Cold Pizza