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#2868234 Pats claim RB Tyler Gaffney off waivers

Posted by Machete on 28 July 2014 - 05:51 PM

I am in quite the reactionary fit of rage right now.

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#2857734 How Hornets matchup against Top Teams in East

Posted by Machete on 19 July 2014 - 12:34 AM

Please nobody feed this Greg Hardy AK47 troll. So obvious that he is a complete loser who considers trolling a Hornets sub-forum as good use of his entire Friday night.

Oh and anyone who is really drunk and then wastes his buzz on the Internet to talk marginal sports opinion on a Friday night is officially a social pariah.

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#2828630 LeBron James Opts Out

Posted by Machete on 24 June 2014 - 09:08 AM

It doesn't surprise me that he is opting out. I believe teams will be active in free agency to land him. This could potentially set up a pretty good draft because team will try to clear cap space out to land Lebron. If i'm Jordan, why don't we try to get in the mix?


...because of that stare down dunk that LeBron gave him in the Bobcats playoff game this year.

#2824968 Glaze up, son

Posted by Machete on 19 June 2014 - 06:49 PM

I used to live on Carolina Beach, Britts does have the best doughnuts.

indeed this is truth.

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#2798745 All Time Panther Team

Posted by Machete on 24 May 2014 - 01:28 AM

Delhomme and Beurelein's passing stats are so similar that you really have no choice but to base your judgement upon the more prolific winner.  I really can't even understand how it's debatable if you take into account the most important quantifier of a NFL QB's proficiency, wins. Steve Beurelein could not have made Mushin Muhammed the best receiver in the NFL (stat-wise) in 2005, let alone finish a season better than 8-8...Delhomme had 10, 11, and 12 win seasons. Make sense?

#2789931 Kelvin Benjamin Overweight?

Posted by Machete on 16 May 2014 - 01:30 PM

It is not the job of a wide receiver to "groom" anyone. He's a player, that is why teams have coaches.


Not sure anybody said that it was...

#2786408 Greg Hardy Has a Collection of 25-30 Firearms

Posted by Machete on 14 May 2014 - 12:42 PM

We all know how guns destroyed Tank Johnson's career. Say what you want, but there is no reason to have 30 guns to your name


Ill say what I want: The 2nd amendment allows for Americans to have the right to own as many guns as they want.

#2707989 Smitty is gonna be on Good Morning America in a couple hours

Posted by Machete on 20 March 2014 - 08:39 AM

So he gives the kid a Raven's jersey? Somebody boo that man.

#2563691 We could still lose the 2nd seed.

Posted by Machete on 24 December 2013 - 01:36 AM

Shut up.  You did nothing wrong.  None of us know everything all of the time.


You are among friends and we do not accept your apology because it is not needed.


Pie just for shits and giggles, a Panther playoff berth and because it is the Christmas season.


Pie for being such a positive cat. Merry Christmas or happy holidays, whichever floats your boat.

#2546386 Happy PIE Everyone

Posted by Machete on 15 December 2013 - 07:08 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!! I'm naming my second son Captain now.

#2546276 Cam VS Geno

Posted by Machete on 15 December 2013 - 06:57 PM

Geno is about to have more TD passes to the other team than actual TD passes to his teammates...

#2539390 Pass Rush

Posted by Machete on 10 December 2013 - 12:56 AM

And you can type in English without coming off as a smug d-bag, just sayin'.




Mods should change his name to Pretentious Puddinhead.

#2531623 Brenston Buckner is a Swagger Jacker

Posted by Machete on 07 December 2013 - 03:06 AM

Yep. There have been a billion Cardiac <insert teams>.


But it only makes sense when there is alliteration. The people want football and literary devices dammit.

#2471391 Why Rivera Changed After Buffalo

Posted by Machete on 07 November 2013 - 12:04 AM

When I think of the city of Buffalo I also get knots in my stomach and have near-death auto experiences.

#2456937 Getting Defensive - Atlanta Falcons Edition

Posted by Machete on 30 October 2013 - 07:42 AM

I predict Matt Ryan craps himself again.

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