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joe buck looking kind of rough

everyone been picking us and sucking us off leading up to this game sooo that probably means we're about to get the absolute poo beat out of us and embarrassed on national tv tis the panthers way

Man I didn't sleep worth a damn last night. Probably like 2 hours in total... bout to get ready and hit the road to Charlotte

Damn, that's pretty impressive. I checked just for comparison's sake and it's nearly even with the Seahawks and Steelers twitter and a few 100,000 off from the Cowboys and Packers. There's only a handful of teams with more followers than us that I saw... those 4 and the Patriots. Patriots way up there ahead of everyone with 2.2 million. This team, fanbase and culture has done some serious growing this year.

The Lardinals

to blend in with the snow

they called holding on sherman wow, hell must have actually frozen over

Teddy Shitwater gettin another chance with great field position... let's see if they can manage a couple of yards for a FG

Welp, that's pretty much game. Vikings offense ain't gonna do poo and Seahawks got a nice rhythm going now.

Doug Baldwin with his weekly miracle catch. Sometimes multiple miracle catches in a single game.

They let that little fuger get away with that poo so much

I'll be damned, one of those Wilson miracle ducks finally didn't work

So fuging stupid. Turn your head around at least dumbass if you're going to mug the poo out of him.

This is one pussy offense the Vikings run

too damn many i've been talkin poo about the pass rush all year, but some of the homers around here just point at the sack totals like we're dominating up front... we're not. A ton of our sacks have been coverage sacks or are coming off of blitzes while the front 4, other than KK, struggles

Cam would've been slinging straight 30 yard lasers all the way down the field in that situation

You obviously weren't going to try to take a shot downfield with Teddy's noodle arm, and there wasn't enought time to even RISK getting closer... why the fug don't you just take the FG? Damn I'd be fuging fuming right now if I was a Vikings fan

Damn this dude has a straight noodle arm, and plays scared as fug

Teddy Shitwater

3 out of the top 5 quotes on their list were made up of him as a Raven... if that tells you anything. The other one was the Janoris Jenkins thing, so nothing before 2013. Lmao at the stupid fuging idea of 3 of his top 5 quotes in his 15 year career coming from his 1 1/2 years with the Ravens.

Hmm, for that to have been put out publicly like that sounds like it might possibly have been a topic of conversation within the Smith household. For someone as prideful and stubborn as Smitty this might be his way of saying "baby give me one more chance" Now I know the chances of it happening are absolutely slim to fuging none, but it's an interesting possibility. I definitely wouldn't be opposed to it as long as it were made clear this isn't his locker room anymore.

Lmfao at Cam's poo-eating grin and Norwell's face. Norwell looks like he just had his mind blown thinking "That might be the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life..."

Lmfao @ fuging Bell and Amini blocking each other Jesus Christ...

fug that, Deangelo is proving tonight what I've accused him of for several years now. Yeah, he's getting some nice holes, but he's actually fighting through contact, not going down from a stiff breeze, or tripping over his own feet at the LOS. Dude simply got complacent and began coasting once he got that fat mostly guaranteed contract where he was virtually uncuttable.

I like how he emphasizes "300 YARDS OF OFFENSE" like that's some big fuging deal or something lmao Then again, I guess the Jags don't see too many offensive outputs other than putrid ones