electro's horse

rattler went 25/35 (71% completion) for 172 yards (4.9 ypa), 0 TD, 0 INT for an 82 qb rating bryce has a career average per game of 59.5 completion %, 5.4 ypa, 2.1 TD/game and 1.9 int/game (basically a wash) bryce has been sitting on the couch for the last month+, only getting up to go shop at the mall for hats or find the charger for the computer he's watching netflix on. If he does better in denver sunday than spencer rattler, it would arguably be one of the better games of his career. he is goddamn trash

lmao bryce looking like he's being interviewed at verdun

the bar for bryce is so goddamn low that i can't even trip over it. if he went like 9/16 125 1 int you'd have threads on here screaming that he was their best option moving forward obviously elon has turned twitter into a right wing cesspool but he must secretly be a bryce fan because all my suggested tweets are "year one bryce would cook with this roster" paired with compilation vidoes of all 7 of the nfl level throws he made in 2023.

Are you fuging kidding

He’s absolutely created a rift that wasn’t there before, between the vocal, annoying people who think “Bryce can’t fail he can only be failed” and everyone else with developed frontal lobes. and being less of a scam than Ian thomas is a given. Enron and Madoff would have walked if they could have compared their accusations against Ian.

honestly i think this is probably what we need to heal as a franchise. if he was cut, you'd always have a small sub group of idiots obsessing about "what could have been" and bryce has done enough damage to the fan base as is. this way, we all get to see him die together. it will be healing in a way, the way human funeral ceremonies through the millenia often have similiarities. we will send bryce to valhalla on a flaming ship! but instead of a ship it'll be the 5gallon bucket he's swept up into after the first quarter.

Cruising into year six of the 1 year rebuild

Lmao what does Canales even say to the rest of the team

Dave tepper absolutely deserves the humiliation he’s about to endure.

I will be

Dave talking to Bryce about the game plan against Denver

Well unfortunately the panthers can screw themselves out of a trade. darnold has the requisite physical ability. Not only does Bryce not that, he’s shown he has none of the skills that we’re supposed to overcome it. He’s not a developmental project because there’s nothing to develop. if you’re just saying “well someone always gucks up: look at the panthers” then I am saying Bryce’s shittiness transcends blind faith and hope and optimism.

competent 3rd string qb play is so far down the list of priorities heading into this season lmao of course its going to come up

yeah because we have eyes and have seen him play

Not even the worst panthers team of all time.

Lmao what

Should go for Jeff Driskel

In Soviet Russia he’d be put against a wall and shot

What the fug are we even watching porn freak is one and done get this bitch out of here and let him focus on Riley Reid’s Twitter.

Run chuba 30 times and we win this game. Dave….Dave!?

Congrats lads we’ve got a sickos game

Can’t believe we’re talking about drafting a qb when we could trade for Stetson Bennett

If you’re leaking he won’t be traded you have to resign him. like now. lock up the RB for whomever the next young qb is.