Stumpy

Following a heartbreaking loss to the Zebras in OT, the storm falls on The City That Fun Forgot. It's cute that they want to be American so bad that they named their team after the shittiest part of our national government. fuging dorks! Our Canadian Caper may not have gotten off to the best start last night in Toronto, but look for us to get right tonight in Government City! Annti up in net tonight... Lil Bear back in the lineup... Fingers crossed for a Turbo boost!

I expect to see us exploit Petr's aggressiveness with a few extra passes and a heavy forecheck... RBA knows Mrazek better than anyone in the league!

Freddie fugging stoned Ottawa! he is an absolute monster!

trocheck with the weakest shot attempt I've ever seen

bs flop but we withstood it onto the shootout

prophetic

Svech: In post soviet Russia, Aho Baby holds Dick Vitale!

Rod made sure the camera saw his nostrils so we would all know how mad he is!

basura

And now we get to watch them whack away at their PP for 2 minutes...

Flaccid D spoiled Freddie's day at camp...

Call us Adrianna Chechik the way we out chea killing all these PPs...

I missed something... Why is their PP dangling?

Young Tro on the 2 on 1 to make it 2 to none!

Nino said, "You're not the Bosswaah of me now!"

Jarvis, Bear... same difference

Vegas has a 10 second PP on ice... must be all the hookers!

Lil Bear got sent to the cave...

Staal so old he forgot which goal he was supposed to shoot at...

Svech out here playing like his namesake...

No game thread until 9:45 in the 1st period... We're slacking boys and girls! Good News: Like a 70s b-movie horror flick, Freddie's Back and the city of sin is in for a New Nightmare! Also... it only took us 10 minutes to whip our PP out and slap them around a little bit.

We can't let these turnpike humping, wannabe New Yorker weirdos take this game... Send them back to their waterfront garbage dump with their rattails between their legs!