Stumpy

Lets hope he paquettes a few goals tonight against the old homies!

Damn. Coach just said postgame that Nino is out for the rest of the series. Send good vibes to the Weather Man! We're are gonna need him when we get past the Chevy Volts!

Damn! Vas stood on his head 6v5. But, Staal made a stellar play to steal the faceoff and let Ned get off the ice in the first place.

We need to end this in regulation. idon't know if our back 6 can handle another OT game!

You know you have to poo on the team the rest of the playoffs now, right?

Jake and the giant Bean stalk -> El Capitan!

We've had some great chances! Just gotta put one home and the flood gates will open!

Did Ned just pull a Jeff Skinner spinorama? Yes, yes he did!

Dougie Dougie Dougie... smh!

fug!

#StrongPP

Aho is playing like a man possessed, so far. Ned with a few great plays and we've gotten The Greasy One moving off his spot. Ithink we're catch him out of position soon.

Your Carolina Hurricanes made the regular season our (consensual) b*tch. Best coach in the league, best goalie in the league. Our reward, do si do ing with some fake ass country music singers from the westerlands. After taking care of business against the generic carnivorous animals from Tennysey, now we turn our sights to America's penis. And, not even the good parts (just the tip) either. No, we get to take on the herpes scar on the shaft. That brings us to the Lightning. A team without fans for a city that's not a city. The National Weather Service doesn't declare a state of emergency for a lightning strike. Hell, Tesla mastered that poo 150 years ago. Sure, they are the defending champs. But that poo was 2020, the most miserable decade humanity has ever lived through, it was only fitting. Yeah, their greasy ass goal tender has an argument for the Vezina. But, we all know the award is going to Eugene Levy's illegitimate son. Canes 3 - Swamprats 1

Am I the only one that loves splitting up Aho & Svech? They are both so good, and such good friends, that they tend to defer too much to each other when on a line together. Putting them on different lines allows them a little more selfishness that will benefit the team in the playoffs, imo. Also having another big guy like Svech who can actually score will be huge for the 3rd line.

For the season, Ned finished 2-1-0 with a shutout and 4 goals allowed in 3 games posting a .962 save percentage against the Dolts. I'm not fretting about those gashuffing swamp rats just yet. I say we take em in 6.

Yeah, it's fun to pretend like they hate the Canes. But, the truth is they are just bad league wide. I don't think it's a coincidence that the calls got way worse after review was instated. They don't like having their authority questioned and they will punish you for doing so. Maybe we need hot mics on all the refs, like body cams for cops... lol!

lol

How many sad Predators fans are walking home with a dead catfish in their pants?

Pretty sure he finally made a save with his eyebrows!

He brings the good snacks on road trips. No Great Value Sandwich Cookies in his bag...