Stumpy

Ehh... I think he got his bearings back against the Isles. 3 goals in the first 22 minutes, but pretty much shut it down after that and finished with an .871 save percentage. Plus, that 3rd period against Washington has Kucci feeling footloose and fancyfree. He was visibly giddy on the bench. I was honestly surprised he didn't beg Rod to put him in, just so he could get in on the fun!

16th, 17th and 18th best records are in the west, missing the playoffs all together.

Hall

Looks even worse when you compare leaguewide standings to the bracket... Dallas, as the #3 overall seed faces a top 10 team first round. Meanwhile, there is a scenario where Washington can lift the cup without ever facing a top 10 team.

What a bunch of bitches!

Made a very special pie for everybody who didn't believe we would get here...

Loneliest storm surge ever... lmao

Idk if we want to try that again...

There's still time to break 100...

I was joking, but Chatty like...

Can we get to 90:00 total penalty minutes for the game?

I think Jost might've actually killed that dude if not for the refs...

Wilson done.

Stanky going toe to toe with Tom Wilson?!? Mikko could never!

Somebody get that kid fitted for a proper hat...

Jarvy like fug your desk, Ovi!

Somehow, TNT is blacked out, but FD has the game for me... Tripp and Big Rig said fug your Gr8 Chase!

Sounds like El Capitan will be out again tonight.

Odds be damned... Janky stays ...

Moscow - The KGB Times: The Dynamo are down 3-1 after double OT thriller! "Was a phone number on the stairs It said, "Thank you for a funky time Call me up whenever you wanna grind" Oh, Nikki Oh, oh Aw, come back Nikki, come back" - Vladimir Beauxregarde Putin (c. sometime next week)

It could be really funny, though, if Ovi gets within 1 and goes cold for a couple games. Gonna see an epidemic of flus and minor sprains amongst veteran NHL goalies... lmao Nobody wants to be immortalized for being on the losing end of history!

Probably not tonight, but next week one of Kucci or Fredzilla will be immortalized for all of hockey history. It is written.