Stumpy

Bastian gets it!

Cam Ward and Big Ickey on the siren tonight!

Yes, he bought up collapsed banks caused by the financial crisis during the last recession. He was tipped off (insider trading) that the feds would subsidize his investment to keep the economy afloat. He literally won the recession to the tune of about $10b! He will not lose money in the coming recession. Hard times for regular folks are the glory days for the ultra wealthy. Just look at the gilded age! And, he will use this $600 million handout to buyout all of the foreclosed homes in this massively overcooked housing market until he is the feudal lord of North and South Carolina. What do you think he really meant by "2 States 1 Team?!?"

I wish I could take credit for that. Twas truly the work of a genuine master!

Tepper made his entire fortune during the last one.

Counteroffer: Tepper gets dick and the city spends that money to build out the light rail, since we know they have that money to spend now. Also, use whatever ridiculous multidecade accounting plan they tried to sell you on as the framework to lock in that multibillion dollar tax value until 2073!

That is amazing!!!

Needs to change his name to Slacker!

Twitter up in arms bc they stole our Storm Siren!

Jarvis was the best player on the ice tonight, including the Hugheseses!

1st (1 goal, 3 hits, 2 takeaways, +2 16:41 TOI) 2nd (2 assist, 3 hits, 62.5% FO, +3 14:10 TOI) 3rd (1 goal, 3 hits, 1 takeaway, +2 19:32 TOI)

Damn... lol

I think Marino and the goalposts each have more saves than either Devils netminder!

Canes whipping out the PP...

Holy poo that was reckless as fug! Somebody might have to volunteer for a trip to the box after that! Can't let that type of play go unpunished!

The Nookie is playing out of his mind tonight! These whole playoffs, honestly!

It's also NJ... they are good for at least one of those a game. Luckily, it looks like Freddie is dialed in now.

Welp... there's that breakaway...

He's a young Johnny Drama!

I've wondered for awhile if any of the Canes sling some plastic. Finns are huge into the sport with multiple top pros and one of the highest rated courses in the country is in Cary, just down the road from the practice facility.

Looks like he's got a cannon of a forehand shot!