Stumpy

If you had Aho leading the team in hits and Martinook leading with 7 SOG after 60 minutes on your bingo card, please report to MK Ultra...

I didn't realize Goodell cared so much...

It's gotta be annoying af playing against Jordan Martinook!

Finally getting some chances and putting some pressure on Sorokin... It is coming!

Zebras running screens out here now?!?

Rod's got the mirror out and hes chopping poo up again...

Fify

Can't wait for all the "Mingo was his name-o" chants at BOA this year! M-I-N-G-O M-I-N-G-O

Ghostboi might've saved the series there!

I'm sure they outsourced the layoff notices to skynet as well...

Layoffs are going great over at disney...

You know who's not scared of the Long Island Lechers?

Rod wheeling Raanta out to the ice for warmups...

Levi's to Atlanta would be hilarious... please let it happen!

Bryce Da 5'9"

Counterpoint: OLinemen don't get traded for multiple draft picks every single offseason. Take a late round flyer to compete with Corral. Loser goes to the practice squad. If both look promising, trade one and sign an undrafted free agent to the scout team. QB, Edge and WR are the most important positions in football; you should be drafting and developing those positions every single year.

You can never have too many QBs. Draft at least 1 every single year. I'd do it.

Be honest... you just don't like being scooped.

Now you're talking my language! Can we throw in some D3 kid in the 6th? I hear the QB from West Delaware State Agricultural Communtiy College has a cannon!