Matt Foley

Dude, you gotta read Erin Calipari's facebook messages about Pat Forde....funniest....poo.....ever

http://deadspin.com/5272807/the-caliparis-continue-to-use-social-networking-tools-to-bash-pat-forde?t=13176225

You promise never to eat dog meat ever again?

You didn't get the memo? Jangler put me up to it....mwahahahaa

Okay, then. Since I didn't vote for Obama, I owe the Muslims one. Consider it done.

I just tied you up with NC Biscuit at 24

What the hell did you do that for? Everyone is saying Herm Edwards or Jim Haslett.

True story...Ryan Vermillion, the Panthers trainer, came to Carolina after several years in Miami. The Dolphins consulted him on whether to sign Drew Brees or Daunte Culpepper. He told them one of them was coming off surgery to his throwing shoulder and one was coming off knee surgery, and to do the math. So in a way, we can thank Vermillion for the Saints success.

I feel like a kid being asked to choose which parent he wants to live with. I'm moving in with the Zods.

I am posting that on the board.

That was you? Why you no good no account sumbitch...LOL

I wasn't pissed. I just didn't want my joke to be turned into another Obama sucks, no Bush sucks war. I have some pretty liberal friends on facebook.

What's on the Swamp Thing DVD?

It's true.

How do you all know that?

Trust me, you'd be disappointed. She's not ugly, but she's not anything to fap over, either. She's in the water on her back with her little puppy, and one of her other puppies pops out to say hello. I saw it right away. Can't believe she hasn't.

LOL. I'll change it soon.

Lol

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare an Ashley war

Too late. She's in my trunk. Which reminds me...it's about dinner time...

I know her middle name.

I know her favorite brand of milk. It's Borden. Heh heh heh.

LOL. why?

Oh, okay. LOL. I hate u too. I like all the other letters, though. Especially z.

You too, dude!