The NFL Shield At Midfield

Yeah I think it would have been more interesting if they had gone way out in left field and brought in somebody like Thurston Moore from Sonic Youth. Diddling and plagiarism accusations aside, Page is a titan and needs no introduction. The Edge isn't a virtuoso but he's an innovator with his own distinct style and sound. The whole dotted 8ths thing with an analog delay pedal that you hear everywhere is his doing. Jack White is mainly known for playing some janky slide on pawn shop guitars. I mean that's cool and all but not revolutionary.

Rolling Stone has always had a mammoth hard on for the White Stripes that can be seen from space. In one of their greatest guitarists lists they had Jack White in like the top 20. As in greatest of all time, over guys like Eddie Van Halen and others who pushed the instrument in new directions in rock music. I mean yeah I remember in 2002 when The White Stripes were different from Hoobastank and Creed and whatever other bullshit was on the radio. That was cool at the time, and their indie albums before that had been critical favorites. They did go on to make some legitimately great albums; Elephant and Get Behind Me Satan are both strong records just viewed on their own. They're kind of like Nirvana I guess in the sense that what they were doing was definitely good but it wasn't like they invented that type of music, they happened to be in the right place at the right time when lightning struck.

"Fancy Like" is number one right

Carr is just chucking it into coverage vintage Rex Grossman style

I spent like an hour on that sub today. I was dying at some of the memes.

Nice avatar bro

Hey bro how are the counter tops doing

Yeah, think we can get a conditional 7th for him?

Dammit how hard is it to find an actual NFL kicker

hell yeah get ya some shaq

This dude is Brenton Bersin except he can actually catch a punt

Absolute beast

the hell was that

Marshall with his first NFL catch

Yeah they had a bead on that

Nice situational awareness from the coaching staff to put DJ back

Yeah I was about to say, fug that it's not Hubbard's fault that that dude can't fuging block him

Shaq is ballin out so far

Burns is ragdolling dudes. He's unblockable.

Damn that would've been a nice catch

I could run through that hole

That was so stupid, dude was completely out of the play

Man he's shifty, it seems like it's been forever since we've seen CMC poo that's coming back

Alright Dimes Darnold, it's your turn

Shaq was about to fug that dude up